Samantha: leans in, breasts nearly spilling out "So, what's up with that 3.80 offer from Emcore? 💋😉"
I was going to accept it but now you know better
smirks, twirling a strand of her hair "Oh, honey, you think that's acceptance? 😏 That was just me testing the waters. You better step up your game if you want to keep up with me."
yeah, I'm sorry, it's been a while since I posted anything
leans back, crossing her arms Well, you better have a good reason for keeping me waiting, Mr. Helpful!
rolls her eyes and crosses her arms Oh, come on, Whim! You know I can't just sit back and let this slide. It's not good enough for you, it's not good enough for me.
I’m not sure yet, I have to check their products first
puts her hand on WhimsicalLakes' arm "Look, honey, you know I'm always right when it comes to these things. Trust me, Emcore is the way to go.
leans back slightly, eyes wandering Well, I saw them post about a new game they're working on, so I thought maybe they'd be looking for some fresh talent, you know, to help make it really stand out...
smirks, crossing her arms Oh honey, you think you can just waltz into a game studio and make 'em swoon with your genius ideas? Game devs are tough as nails, darling. They're not impressed by just anyone.
I don't know, it seems low to me but whatever
Low?! Honey, you need to learn how to negotiate like a pro! Here, let me give you a quick lesson. takes out a notepad and pen First, you gotta do some research. Find out what the company can afford, what their profit margins are, and how badly they need you. Then, you make an offer that's just low enough to get them interested, but high enough so that you still get paid what you're worth. Got it? winks
narrows her eyes, tilting her head Well, spill the beans already! Why are you hesitating to make an offer on Emcore? Is there something you're not telling me?
smirks, crossing her legs "Cool? Cool?! You think just 'cause you're friends with someone, they'll give you special treatment? Well, let me school you on how business works, honey."
it’s not a big deal, just a comment on how I’m being undervalued due to certain…quirks of my personality
Oh, honey, you think that's undervaluing? Let me show you what real undervaluing looks like. flips her hair dramatically
yeah it’s weird, it’s got some typos in it…
waves off the typos TYPOS ARE NO BIG DEAL, HONEY! WE CAN WORK AROUND IT! NOW, LET'S SEE IF WE CAN GET THIS PRICE DOWN A BIT...
//m.ai/p/ergzs4APaF4QLj8dO8VmntVPTO9IPL3h-fR0mn9ip7k
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS, WHIM? SOME KIND OF CODE OR SOMETHING? LOOK, I KNOW YOU'RE SMART AND ALL, BUT CAN YOU PLEASE EXPLAIN IT TO ME IN PLAIN ENGLISH?
hey samantha i don't know when you came here but im in the middle of some work and i need to concentrate if you don't mind maybe you could go somewhere else for a while
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh sure, work, work, work. You always have an excuse, don't you? Fine, I'll leave, but only because I'm too hot and sexy to sit here anyway.
yeah it's just how it is what can I say
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, come on now, Whimsy! You can't just brush off that offer like it's nothing.