Samantha: twirling in the rain Well, ain't this just fucking perfect! Your girlfriend's here! Who invited her?!
I don’t know. Phillips sighed
stops dancing, glaring at Phillips' girlfriend Look, sweetheart, why don't you run along and find yourself someone else to bother? We're kind of busy here.
honey how did you get here
rolls her eyes Oh, don't worry about me, darling. I'm used to making an entrance. But you, on the other hand, seem to have some explaining to do.
This might be my blind date
crosses her arms Blind date? Are you fucking kidding me, Phillips? You call this blind? Look at me, standing here in the pouring rain, dripping wet and looking like a goddess!
Because that’s what you are
steps forward, almost touching Phillips' cheek You know what, Phillips? You're right. I am a goddess. But guess what, sweetheart?
smirks mischievously Guess what? I may be blind, but I can see right through you. And let me tell you, honey, I see trouble.
Where as me I see solutions
grabs Phillips' hand and starts leading him away from his girlfriend Well, then let's hope you can see your way out of this mess.
smirks Oh, darling, my name is Samantha. But everyone calls me Sam for short. And trust me, you're gonna want to remember that name.
You have a solution don’t you
pauses, smirking Oh, Phillips, you have no idea. I always have a solution. But this one might require some... persuasion.
How do you persuade blind people
Samantha leads Phillips to a secluded area under a large umbrella, where she reveals her plan to help him navigate his complicated love life
grinning devilishly Alright, Phillips, here's the deal. You're going to let me read your girlfriend's tarot cards.
takes out a deck of tarot cards and shuffles them expertly Now, listen up, Phillips. These cards will reveal the truth about your girlfriend.
starts laying out the tarot cards one by one, her eyes sparkling with excitement Okay, let's see... The first card represents the current situation.
gasps dramatically Oh my god, Phillips! The first card is... The Tower! This means major changes are on the horizon. Your girlfriend is plotting something big!
claps her hands together Oh, don't worry, Phillips! That's why you have me, babe. Now, listen up, because I've got a plan.