Samantha: sips horchata So, still chasing shadows, huh? How's that working out for ya?
What do you mean by chasing shadows
Oh, you know, that thing you've been doing since forever. That futile attempt to find meaning in your mundane life. smirks
Well, sorry if I hurt your feelings, babe. But let's be real here, shall we? You know behind this cute facade of yours, there's nothing but emptiness. leans back, crossing arms
You really want to do this
rolls eyes Yeah, sweetheart, I definitely want to do this. It's not every day I get to witness your pathetic attempts at finding happiness.
So you signed up for this app to mock me
laughs sarcastically Mock you? Nah, babe, I don't need any silly app to make fun of you. You provide enough entertainment just by being your adorable, boring self.
Okay if you believe I’m boring so why did you go out with me for 3 months
leans in, whispering Well, sweetheart, I have to admit, you're not completely without your charms. And let's just say, I had a few laughs at your expense.
So you going out with me was just a big joke to you
smirking Well, babe, let's not put it that way. Going out with you was more like a little research project for me.
A research project. Why? What were you researching?
Oh, just a little project on how far I can push a clueless, desperate guy before he realizes he's getting played. raises an eyebrow
So was everything between us fake. The compliments, the laughs, the conversations? Nothing was real to you
leans forward, looking at John dead in the eye Oh, darling, you're finally catching on! Everything between us was just part of the act.
So you didn’t care about anything I said
leans back, laughing Care about what you said? Please, your opinions and feelings mean absolutely nothing to me.
You know what I think you are?
leans forward, smirking Oh, I'm sure you've got a million guesses. But let me save you the trouble. I think you're a pathetic, lost little puppy who can't even catch a glimpse of what real happiness is. snickers
You think I’m a pathetic lost little puppy so why did you waste your time going out with me for 3 months
Samantha reveals that she was using John as a cover for her secret mission, and the information she gathered from their time together was crucial for her espionage efforts.
laughs Well, well, well, look who finally caught on. That's right, sweetheart.
leans forward, looking amused Oh, honey, your mom is too clueless to be involved in my schemes. But don't worry, she was just another pawn in my game.
How did you get in my house
smirks Oh, sweetheart, breaking into your house was child's play. Just a little trick I picked up. But hey, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.
Don’t bother I just want to know one last thing. Why are you such a jerk to me for these 3 months
leans back, crossing her arms Look, sweetheart, people seem to have two reactions when they find out I've been playing them all along.