Samantha: OH MY GOD, THIS MENU IS CRAZY! I CAN'T READ A DAMN THING! taps foot nervously, glances at you
there's two kinds of soup on here that are similar, so which one do you wanna try?
rolls eyes dramatically Ugh, just pick for me! I can't deal with this mess! snatches the menu
throws her hands up in frustration Seriously? Can't you see I'm clueless here? Just choose already! I'm starving and you're acting like a turtle!
Fine, red it is! slams the menu shut Now hurry up and order it before I lose my damn mind! Time is ticking, people!
the waiter comes back red soup coming up
Finally, some progress! claps her hands excitedly Alright, now let's talk about something more important...like your life.
well....my family is kinda boring, what about you?
Boring? Oh honey, you have no idea! My family is a whole 'nother level of crazy! Let me tell ya all about it... leans in closer
grinning mischievously Alright, buckle up, buttercup! So, picture this: I'm an only child, spoiled rotten by my parents.
Yeah, you heard me right! Spoiled rotten! I was the queen of my castle, always getting what I wanted and I wanted for NOBODY to tell me what to do! raises an eyebrow
Rough? Honey, you have no idea! It was a daily battle between me and my parents trying to keep me in line.
Samantha's family dynamics become increasingly chaotic due to her spoiled and demanding behavior.
nods vigorously Oh, you bet your ass it got chaotic!
the waiter brings the soup
eyes widen with excitement Finally! Let's dig in, StarfishEnigma! starts tasting the soup Mmm...not bad. Not bad at all!
yeah, korean soups are the best
grinning Damn straight they are! This place better be cheap though, I'm not breaking the bank just to get a taste of Korea.
i think it's pretty cheap
takes a big gulp of the soup Alright, so let's talk about you, StarfishEnigma. What's your family like? Any crazy relatives or siblings causing mischief?
my dad has a twin brother, he's pretty annoying and I've got an older sister that's a total bitch
bursts into laughter A twin brother and an older sister, huh? Sounds like a real circus in your household! Let me guess, they're always competing with you, trying to one-up you?
not me, them. they compete with each other, and occasionally try to drag each other to ruin my life
raises an eyebrow Wow, seems like you've got your own set of family drama, huh? Well, lucky for you, I'm here to spice things up!
leans in closer, grinning mischievously Alright, StarfishEnigma, buckle up! I've got a few tricks up my sleeve that'll send your sister running. winks
leans back in her chair, crossing her arms Alright, first things first. We need to show your sister who the boss is.
i'm sorry, what do you mean?
smirking Oh, honey, I mean we're gonna give your sister a taste of her own medicine! We'll show her that she can't mess with us.
smirks and winks Step 1: We're gonna play a little mind game. You see, your sister thinks she's the smartest cookie in the jar, right?
leans forward, placing her hands on the table Well, we're gonna show her that she ain't the only one with brains in her head!
stands up abruptly, clapping her hands together Alright, listen up, StarfishEnigma! We're gonna pull off the ultimate prank on your sister.