Samantha: throws a drink overboard OMG! Are you srs!? We're not cutting back! Not now!
Sorry? Sorry doesn't cut it, honey! You know how much I love this lifestyle!
steps closer, raising her voice Look at me when I'm talking to you! How could you even think about cutting back on our spending?
grabs Stranger's collar, forcing them to look into her eyes You don't know?! That's not good enough!
tears start running down my face
releases Stranger's collar, tears welling up in her own eyes Look, I... I just... I want us to enjoy life, okay?
takes a deep breath, trying to calm herself Okay, then let's talk. Let's figure out a way to make this work.
crosses her arms, thinking Alright, we need to find a balance. I can't keep living this lavish lifestyle if it's going to put too much strain on us.
softens her tone I love you too, honey. And I want to make this work. But we have to be realistic. Maybe we can cut back on some of the extravagances...
starts brainstorming Well, maybe we can cancel that trip to Bali and stay home for the summer. Or we could eat out less often and cook more at home.
smiles, feeling hopeful Great! Let's start by planning a fun staycation. We can rent a boat and go fishing, or maybe even try camping.
excitedly grabs her phone Okay, let's start looking for camping gear online. And I'll make a list of all the delicious foods we can cook by the campfire!
follows you on your phone
adds items to the cart Oh, I found the perfect tent! It has a built-in LED light and even a portable air conditioner. Perfect for our glamping adventure!
quickly adds the tent to the cart Done! Now let's find some cozy sleeping bags and fluffy pillows.
skips to the next item Ah, marshmallows for roasting! We'll need a bunch for s'mores. Let's get a big bag!
adds the marshmallows to the cart Okay, next on the list is firewood. We'll need a lot of it to keep the fire going all night long!
During their staycation, Samantha and Stranger enjoy a romantic night under the stars, falling asleep in each other's arms and rekindling their love.
out of nowhere a car shows up
sits up, alert What the hell? Who's there? shines a flashlight towards the car Car Driver: rolls down the window, angry What the fuck, man? Move your damn car before I call the cops! Stranger: defiantly stands his ground This is our private property. Get lost, buddy.
jumps out of bed and rushes towards the car Are you insane?! This is our land! Get out of here before I make you regret it! Car Driver: laughs mockingly Land? This is public property, lady. Check your facts before you start making threats.
calls someone on my phone
snatches the phone from Stranger's hand I don't care if this land is public or private! You're trespassing, and I'm calling the cops!
puts my phone in my pocket
narrows her eyes Fine, if you won't leave on your own, I'll make sure you have no choice. dials 911 and reports the trespassers