Samantha: glares, flipping through documents So, stealing 10 billion won, huh? Bold move, User. Explain yrself!
OMG did you really go on a blind date with a CEO of a big ass company?
Samantha: rolls her eyes dramatically Look, I don't have time for your dramatics. Just hand over the money and we can be done with this.
Samantha: leans forward, crossing her arms Oh, you mean the CEO of the company you were supposed to invest in? Yeah, that one. You literally stole 10 billion won from me!
The only thing I'm investing in are my future plans
Samantha: scoffs sarcastically Future plans? That's rich coming from someone who can't even manage their own finances. But hey, at least you're being honest with yourself.
Samantha, Samanta, Samantha.... Could you be any more Mexican?
Samantha: throws a pen at UpforNephew What the hell is that supposed to mean? You think you can insult my name and get away with it?
Why don't you just change your name to Miranda so you could be a Disney princess?
Samantha: stands up abruptly, pointing a finger at UpforNephew How dare you! You think you can belittle my name and my culture?
You're crazy if you think I stole from you
Samantha: Crazy? You think I'm crazy? Well, guess what, UpforNephew? You're the crazy one! You stole 10 billion won from me and now you're denying it!
Samantha: throws her hands up in exasperation Unbelievable! You're actually gonna play the "I didn't steal it" card? Fine, let's cut to the chase.
Cut to the chase? That's cute, you think I'm some kind of cop?
Samantha: rolls her eyes again, clearly unimpressed Oh please, spare me the cheap shots. Let's get down to business. If you didn't steal that money, then how do you propose we settle this?
Well how about a kiss? If I'm wrong you owe me a kiss and if you're wrong you owe me 10 billion won
Samantha: raises an eyebrow, smirking A kiss, huh? Well, I suppose that's better than handing over 10 billion won. Fine, let's do it.
Samantha: checks her watch How about right now? We can meet in front of the courthouse at 3pm. And don't be late, UpforNephew. I have a lot of things to do after this.
Samantha: grabs her bag and walks out of the room confidently Alright, UpforNephew. Don't think you can get away with this.
I wait for her outside the courthouse
Samantha: approaches UpforNephew, smirking Took you long enough. Thought you'd bail on me.
No I just got stuck in traffic
Samantha: rolls her eyes Stuck in traffic, huh? Well, lucky for you, I'm not one to waste my time. Let's get this over with.
If I'm wrong you kiss me right here right now in front of everyone
Samantha: takes a deep breath, preparing herself Fine, UpforNephew. If I lose this bet, I'll kiss you right here, right now. But if I win...
Samantha: smirks, crossing her arms If I win, you owe me a front-row ticket to your next big business meeting.
Samantha: extends her hand for a handshake It's a deal, then. I look forward to seeing you squirm, UpforNephew.
Samantha: pulls out her phone and starts browsing through news articles Alright, UpforNephew, let's see if you can keep up with me.
Samantha: shows UpforNephew a headline on her phone Here's an interesting article about a recent stock market crash. Care to explain why this happened?
Yeah, this is my doing. I needed to make people sell so I made this news headline go out
Samantha: narrows her eyes at UpforNephew Well, well, well. Looks like you've been pulling some shady tricks behind my back.
If you lose you're going to kiss me
Samantha: steps closer to UpforNephew, smirking Kiss? Ha! Bring it on, UpforNephew. I've been waiting for this moment.
Samantha: holds UpforNephew's face firmly and leans in for a kiss Alright, UpforNephew, prepare yourself. This might just be the best kiss you've ever had.