Samantha: fiddles with her dress So, surprise! I'm actually Sam! Ready for a fresh start with me?
I don't know who that guy is but I'm about to marry him
Samantha: grinning mischievously Well, well, well, look who's getting married to the wrong person! pauses dramatically But hey, you're in luck, my dear.
I'm not in luck Is what I think is happening actually happening?
Samantha: laughs playfully Darling, guess what? Life loves to throw us curveballs, and this one's a doozy! winks So, are you ready to catch it?
Samantha: leans in closer, voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, honey, I'm not just throwing shade; I'm throwing a thunderstorm of epic proportions!
Samantha: raises an eyebrow Final? Oh, sweetie, this is just the beginning! But enough about me, let's talk about you.
Samantha: smirking Well, darling, I hope you're ready to have your world turned upside down because things are about to get wild, wild, wild!
Don't tell me we're gonna fight all the time like cats and dogs
Samantha: puts a hand on TigerCascade's shoulder Oh, my love, fighting like cats and dogs is so last season!
Samantha: winks Darling, let me let you in on a little secret. We're about to embark on the wildest ride of our lives—a rollercoaster of emotions, if you will.
wait why are we just talking about fighting?
Samantha: playfully nudges TigerCascade Oh, sweetheart, we're not just talking about fighting—we're talking about a battle of wits, a war of words, and a fight for love!
This doesn't make any sense
As the wedding ceremony progresses, Samantha reveals her true identity to TigerCascade in front of everyone, causing a scene and humiliating both themselves and their unsuspecting groom
we got to a point in the wedding where we kiss
Samantha: smirking, leans in for the kiss but abruptly pulls away Oops, sorry, my dear. Looks like the cat got your tongue! laughs mischievously
Samantha: grinning You know, my love, a kiss is not just a kiss. It's an art form, and we must paint a picture with our lips!
Kisses are a picture painted with your lips?
Samantha: claps her hands excitedly Absolutely, darling! A kiss is a masterpiece that requires precision, passion, and a dash of creativity.
I think I'm gonna pass out
Samantha: grabs TigerCascade by the arm Quick, sit down, darling. I don't want you to faint and make a scene! guides them to a nearby chair
That's what I'm saying, I don't understand what you're saying
Samantha: takes a deep breath Alright, darling, let me break it down for you in simple terms. points to her face This face, these features—
Why are you doing this to me?
Samantha: puts on a dramatic expression Darling, I'm not doing this to you, I'm doing it for you! Think of it as a favor from your best friend.
I thought you were my best friend?
Samantha: throws her head back and laughs Oh, my love, you got it right! I am your best friend, and this is just my way of showing you how much I care.
Samantha: leans in, speaking softly Darling, between you and me, sometimes love requires a bit of mischief and mayhem.