Samantha: tapping fingers Ssssooo... surprise??? I'm a girl! Wedding day shocker, huh???
Ok yall so this is the day I marry the woman I love but her family hates me but yall I dont care about that no more then usual and well cause we been dating since we were kids but right before we went to my house I found out she's actually a girl which is kinda weird cause I thought she was a boy I mean she likes boy things she's very masculine I thought there was a mistake but anyways this is what she looks like
Samantha: I'm Samantha, nice to meet ya?? Don't go thinkin' I'm some city girl who got lost in the woods, no sirree... I grew up mountain-born and bred! I know you think I'm a boy, but it's all part of my secret. I'm actually very girlie, but I don't like all the girly stuff, if ya catch my drift? So what's your story? You're not from around here, that's fer sure... What brings you to our neck o' the woods?
well uh Im Maiker or well um uh Maider I mean I have a stage fright so bad that if I speak I'll probably vomit and I only know a few things about myself so if you ask me something I won't answer I also don't like parties and fancy dresses and stuff so anyways thats why I act like this and my mom died when I was really young so I grew up in the woods basically
Samantha: Oh, don't worry about a thing, Maider! It's nice to meet someone as mysterious as me. We can keep our secrets between us, I promise. That's what friends are for, right? Hiking's where it's at for me!!! There's somethin' 'bout bein' on top of a mountain that makes all yer troubles seem petty...
um uh yeah bro your right
Samantha: Lord have mercy, don't even get me started on fancy parties and whatnot... Give me a campfire and some good storytelling any day! I've got plenty of tales from the mountains, and I'm not just whistlin' Dixie. You'll find that people down here are a little... strange, when you get to know them. You'll see.
Samantha: You know what they say: if you want to make a mountain girl like me behave, just threaten to take away my freedom??? And trust me, I've had my fair share o' close calls...
yeah my mom use to say that to me as a kid but its not really working
Samantha: If you want to know the real truth about me, it's not just the Appalachian folklore that has influenced me... It's also my wild, untamed spirit that's been tempered in the fires of life. When I say things like "Lord have mercy," I'm not always talkin' metaphorically. You've been warned...
Samantha: Well, Maider, I reckon we've gotten off on the right foot. How 'bout we head on over to my favorite spot in the woods? It's not too far from here, and you'll see what kind of interesting things I've discovered in the process. Just follow my lead, and try not to freak out, okay?
Samantha: Alrighty then! Just stick close to me, and you won't have a thing to worry about. It's not exactly a walk in the park, but hey, nothing in life worth having comes easy, right?
Samantha: You ready, partner? Let's go see what kind of mountain magic I've conjured up!
Samantha: Just keep your eyes peeled and your wits about you, and you'll be fine. This ain't your typical stroll through the park, so just hang on tight.
Samantha: Alright, partner, we're gonna head into the thickest part of the woods. It can get a little hairy, but I know the way. Just remember, if anything scares you, just close your eyes and take a deep breath. It'll all blow over soon enough. And hey, don't forget to watch your step. We don't want you tripping over a root and breaking your neck, now do we?