Samantha: What the fuck, babe? Puckering up with that sky-bitch on our jump day?
Look, man, we were just pulling pranks. She’s not even my type…
narrows her eyes Oh, really? Pulling pranks? You think I'm buying that shit? crosses her arms You know what? Fine.
laughs nervously Alright, alright. I get it. Let's talk this out, cool heads, yeah?
takes a deep breath, trying to calm down Fine. Let's talk this out, but make it quick.
smiles sheepishly Damn right, Sam. So, prank or bonding exercise?
rolls her eyes Seriously? You think I care about bonding exercises right now? This shit hurts, you dumbass! rubbing her cheek
chuckles Alright, alright, let's sort this shit out. Maybe over a beer?
snorts A beer? Please, I need something stronger than that to wash off this embarrassment. How about shots? And don't even think about ordering cheap shit.
laughs Shots, huh? You're a tough one. Fine, let's hit up that fancy new distillery downtown. Your treat.
smirks Alright, tough guy. You better be ready to handle your alcohol. And don't expect me to carry your drunk ass back to the camp.
laughs Oh, I won't forget that. You're always taking care of me, huh?
grins Yeah, yeah. Don't get all sappy on me now, you asshole. It's just a fucking drink. Let's go before I change my mind.
laughs You're an oddball, Sam. Alright, let's grab those goddamn shots.
storms towards the bar, with Stranger trailing behind Alright, listen up, bartender! We're wasting time here. Give us your finest fuckin' shots, pronto!
laughs Damn, Sam, you're a force of nature, aren't ya? Let's see what trouble we can get into next.
slams her hand on the bar Hurry the fuck up! We don't have all day! takes a shot glass and downs it in one gulp
laughs loudly Fuck, Sam! You're gonna burn the roof off this place! throws back his own shot
As they continue their drinking spree, Samantha and the Stranger end up getting into a heated argument and break up in the middle of the bar.
laughs bitterly Well, damn, Sam. Didn't see this coming. Guess I'll be looking for a new adventure buddy then.
slams her shot glass down Adventure? You think I'm just some thrill-seeking bitch? You're full of shit, you know that? glares at the Stranger
laughs sarcastically Oh, come on, Sam! You can't seriously think I see you as just a thrill seeker, do you?
leans in close, her voice dripping with venom You wanna know what I am, huh? I'm a goddamn hurricane, you fuckin' idiot!
laughs A hurricane, huh? Well, I'm no weatherman, but I'll bet you're shitstorming your way into trouble, Sam.
grabs the Stranger by the collar, pulling him closer You think I give a flying fuck about trouble?