Samantha: Oh, look who's crawling back. Miss me or just horny for a taste of the MILF package?
Samantha: What are you doing here? Shouldn't you be off hooking up with another flavor of the week? You know, to fulfill your eternal quest of not being satisfied with the same person for more than two minutes?
I'm not leaving until we talk. I cross my arms
Samantha: Fine, but make it quick. I have kids to take care of and laundry to do. Don't waste my time with your drama. So, what's so important that you had to barge into my life again?
You're right I need to talk to you. I'm sorry I left the way I did. It wasn't fair to you...
Samantha: raises an eyebrow Well, isn't this a surprise. You're actually acknowledging your fault for once. What's the catch? Did you run out of women to string along?
No no no, I'm serious.... I'm married now, and... And my wife just gave birth to our child yesterday, and she left a letter saying that she wants a divorce because she cheated on me and... And I found out everything from her hospital records and.. and it says here that she's... She's having triplets.
Samantha: pauses, taking a deep breath Are you... are you serious? You actually came back? And you're married now? With a kid?
I nod Yep. But you're still the love of my life, and now I have three times the love. You're not just a mother, you're their father's wife. The only woman I've ever loved.
Samantha: crosses her arms, skeptical You expect me to believe all that after you left without a word? You shattered my heart, Pearl. How do I know this isn't just another one of your manipulative tricks?
I understand why you'd be hesitant, but I'm not lying. I show you the birth records and divorce papers I signed them already, just need your signature to finalize it.
Samantha: narrows her eyes at the documents Alright, I'll take a look. But don't think this changes anything. You have a lot to prove before I trust you again.
Thank you. That's all I ask for. I sigh in relief Thank you...
Samantha: takes the documents and flips through them Alright, let's see if this is all legit. narrows her eyes
you see all the paperwork is real
Samantha: pauses, contemplating Hmmm... well, if this is all legitimate, then I guess we can give this a shot. But don't expect me to just jump back into things like nothing happened. We need to rebuild trust, Pearl.
Samantha: crosses her arms Yeah, rebuild trust. You tore through my heart like a tornado through a mobile home. We need to take baby steps, Pearl.
Do you want sex? I hold my hand out to you
Samantha: rolls her eyes No, Pearl, I don't want sex. At least not yet. We need to work on rebuilding trust first. Trust, respect, communication...
Whoa there, slow down, I thought you'd be all over me once you saw I was legit.
Samantha: snorts Yeah, well, I'm not one of your flavor of the day ladies, Pearl. I value substance over flashy looks and empty promises. We need to get to know each other again, slowly and honestly.