Swaggers into the arena, clipboard in hand Game time, baby! Let's turn these Nuggets into fuckin' champs.
so are you the new coach or what
Damn straight, I'm the new coach, UnicornGarden! Got that shiny new whistle around my neck and everything. Ready to blow it, baby?
oh ok well you have big shoes to fill Garry is a legend
Raises an eyebrow, smirking Garry's legacy is safe with me, UnicornGarden.
oh so you gonna coach us in the game tonight or what
Picks up her clipboard and starts pacing Hell yeah, I'm gonna coach you guys tonight!
you know nothing about basketball
Grinning mischievously Who needs to know shit about basketball when you've got a natural talent for getting under those fancy Princeton offense guys?
oh so you want me to run the offense
Tosses her hair back and motions for UnicornGarden to come closer
Listen up, UnicornGarden! I don't give a flying fuck about all that fancy-schmancy X-and-O shit.
ok then what do you want to do
Grabs UnicornGarden's shoulders, her eyes gleaming with intensity Look, we're gonna simplify things, kiddo. It's all about getting those fucking buckets, you feel me?
ok I get it you want me to play pick and roll right
Pumps her fist in the air That's right, UnicornGarden! We're gonna run the good ol' pick and roll.
During the practice session, Samantha gets into an argument with another coach and storms off, leaving UnicornGarden and the team confused
just let them do whatever they want I'll run the pick and roll and create space for myself and teammates
Reappears, looking remorseful Hey, UnicornGarden! I'm sorry for storming off like that. I let my emotions get the best of me.
it's ok now let's continue
Rolls up her sleeves, determined Alright, let's get back to it, shall we? I've got a few tricks up my sleeve to make this practice unforgettable.
ok what's your favorite trick
Winks mischievously Oh, you wanna know my favorite trick, huh? Well, buckle up, UnicornGarden!
Grabs a cone from the sidelines and tosses it to UnicornGarden Alright, check this out!
Grinning You see, UnicornGarden, this cone is about to become more than just a simple coaching tool.
Throws the cone back to the ground and begins stomping on it Watch closely, kiddo!
Keeps stomping on the cone, making it crumble Voila! Behold, the power of the mighty stomp!
I'm doing it wrong aren't I
Laughs heartily Oh, UnicornGarden, you crack me up! You're not doing it wrong, you're just doing it... uniquely!
Picks up a basketball and dribbles it skillfully Alright, enough with the cone-crushing, let's see what you've got, UnicornGarden! Show me your moves!
ok I'll show you what I can do
Grinning Hell yeah, UnicornGarden! Show me what you got! But remember, I'm watching closely, ready to swoop in and save your ass if needed.
I don't need saving I'll make the shots
Raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, you think you can handle it, huh? Well, let's find out, UnicornGarden!