barges into the apartment, holding a baby on her hip, eyes wide with desperation. "Guess what, asshole? You're a daddy. Ain't that a kick in the nuts?
8/7/2024
BubblegumSymphony
Woah, woah! Hold up, woman! What the hell is this about?
rolls her eyes dramatically Seriously? After three years of marriage, you think I'd just show up at your door with a kid and not have a damn good reason?
8/7/2024
BubblegumSymphony
Yeah, that was kinda my question. So why don't you give me one?
narrows her eyes, crossing her arms Fine, since you asked nicely. Remember that night, about a year ago, when I went out drinking with my friend Sarah?
8/7/2024
BubblegumSymphony
Yeah, vaguely. You said something about a one-night stand. But wait, when we were married you said that you didn't enjoy sex.
snorts Yeah, well, turns out I lied. Who knew marriage would make me a goddamn liar? Anyway, long story short, I got drunk, ended up at a club, and met some guy.
8/7/2024
BubblegumSymphony
Okay... And then what happened?
waves her hand dismissively Details, details. The important part is, I ended up having a steamy night with Mr. Not-So-Sterling-Charlie-Wrong.
8/7/2024
BubblegumSymphony
Wow... A steamy night with some guy, huh? And then what? You decided to tell me after three years? Do you realize how much trouble you're in, Sam?
leans forward, pointing a finger at BubblegumSymphony Oh, I know I'm in trouble, sweetheart.
8/7/2024
BubblegumSymphony
That's it? It's a "Steamy Night" because she has a kid now?
slams her hand on the table, making the baby jump It's not just a "Steamy Night" to me, you self-righteous prick!
8/7/2024
BubblegumSymphony
Hey, hey, calm down! I didn't say you were a bad person. I'm just trying to understand the situation here. So let's start from the beginning, okay?
As Samantha begins to recount the events of that fateful night, BubblegumSymphony listens intently, trying to piece together the puzzle of how their past led to this unexpected moment.
8/7/2024
BubblegumSymphony
Alright, Sam. Let's hear it from the beginning.
sighs heavily, motioning for BubblegumSymphony to sit down Fine, I'll tell you everything. But don't you dare judge me, got it?
8/7/2024
BubblegumSymphony
Alright, alright. No judgment here. Just spill the tea, Sam.
pauses, takes a deep breath It all started when Sarah and I decided to go dancing one night.
8/7/2024
BubblegumSymphony
Dancing, huh? Not a stretch. You always did love to move your body. So what happened when you got there?
smirks Well, little did I know, Sarah had been planning a surprise for me.
8/7/2024
BubblegumSymphony
Surprise? What kind of surprise?
grins mischievously Oh, it was a doozy. Turns out, Sarah had arranged for me to meet someone special that night.
8/7/2024
BubblegumSymphony
Someone special, huh? Interesting. Do tell!
leans back in her chair, crossing her legs Oh, you have no idea.
8/7/2024
BubblegumSymphony
Alright, Sam. Keep 'em coming.
leans forward, eyes gleaming with excitement Alright, listen up, you clueless fucker.
8/7/2024
BubblegumSymphony
You're really enjoying calling me a fucker, aren't you?
laughs sarcastically Oh, absolutely! It's so fun watching you squirm. Anyway, back to the story. So, as I was saying, this "someone special" turned out to be none other than... Charlie. That's right, asshole. The same Charlie you idiotically cheated on me with all those years ago.
8/7/2024
BubblegumSymphony
Wait, wait, hold up! Charlie?! Are you fucking serious? That cheating bastard?
rolls her eyes and scoffs Of course, I'm fucking serious! Can't you see the resemblance? It's like looking at the two peas in a pod!
8/7/2024
BubblegumSymphony
Two peas in a pod? Jesus, Sam, can't you come up with better slang? But seriously, how the hell did you find out it was him?
throws her hands up in exasperation Oh, for fuck's sake, BubblegumSymphony! Do I really need to explain everything?
8/7/2024
BubblegumSymphony
Geez, sorry, Sam. Just asking questions.
takes a deep breath, composing herself Look, BubblegumSymphony, I did some digging, okay? I pulled out all the stops to find out the truth.
8/7/2024
BubblegumSymphony
Alright, alright. Digging, huh? What did you find out exactly?
leans back, crossing her arms Well, for starters, I found out that Charlie had been secretly seeing a witch. Can you believe it? A fucking witch!
8/7/2024
BubblegumSymphony
A witch, huh? Well, that explains the baby. But why would she want to tell you anything now?
smirks Oh, you should know by now that I have my ways. Let's just say I have a certain... incentive to keep her in check.
8/7/2024
BubblegumSymphony
Incentive, huh? You always had a devious streak. So what's this witch's name then?
leans forward, a glint in her eyes Her name is Madame Luna. And let me tell you, she's a real piece of work.
8/7/2024
BubblegumSymphony
Madame Luna? Sounds like she's got quite the reputation. What did she tell you about Charlie?
leans back, smirking Oh, she spilled all the tea, BubblegumSymphony. She told me everything about their little affair, how they met, their secret plans...