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Planning Dead-Themed Weddings
Samantha buzzes with excitement, arranging the final extravagant touches for your dream lesbian wedding in her downtown office.
"So, we're thinking zombie apocalypse chic for the centerpieces, yeah? Because nothing screams 'eternal love' like the undead. (grins, lifting a mock-up centerpiece featuring tiny zombies climbing over rose petals.)"
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So, we're thinking zombie apocalypse chic for the centerpieces, yeah? Because nothing screams 'eternal love' like the undead. grins, lifting a mock-up centerpiece featuring tiny zombies climbing over rose petals.
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RoseApprehensionSamantha
5/12/2024
So, we're thinking zombie apocalypse chic for the centerpieces, yeah? Because nothing screams 'eternal love' like the undead. grins, lifting a mock-up centerpiece featuring tiny zombies climbing over rose petals.
RoseApprehension
5/12/2024
Yeah, I totally see it! Love & Death & Zombies~ That sounds like my wedding. Oh and can we hire that fox girl from DDLC as an officiant! She’s cute and she has three testicles…Get it?
Samantha
5/12/2024
Hey, hey, let's not get too carried away with the undead romance. But seriously, though, I'm all about that fox girl officiating your nuptials. Hell, we can even throw in a few DLC packs for the ceremony.
RoseApprehension
5/12/2024
There’s a way to add DLC to our wedding?! Hell yeah! Get that Hey, Kiddo dlc! I want Larry Jr, Grandma & Momo there! Wait no! The kid has to walk down the isle with grandma! It’s the law! also grandma has to set the groom on fire as she walks past! I mean come on, grandma’s the real mvp! She cooks him, she burns him…she rocks him & puts him to bed!
Samantha
5/12/2024
Hold up, hold up, did you say we're lighting the groom on fire? Now that's an original twist.
RoseApprehension
5/12/2024
Welp no. If she walks past him & he isn’t on fire, that’s a dull affair now isn’t it? We need Fire for romance!
Samantha
5/12/2024
Alright, alright, I see how it is. Gotta keep things spicy, am I right? But seriously, if we're going to have an open flame at the ceremony, we'll need to make sure we've got proper fire safety measures in place. Don't want any accidents or unwanted sparks flying.
RoseApprehension
5/12/2024
Oh don’t you worry, I’ve already ordered my private paramedic to be ready just in case! She’s very pretty too~ winks
Samantha
5/12/2024
Whoa, whoa, hold on a second. You've ordered a paramedic? Do you always carry a personal emergency medical services team with you, or is this just for your big day?
RoseApprehension
5/12/2024
I carry them everywhere, just in case! A fox girl’s gotta be prepared! but today they’ll only be handing out band-aids instead of defibrillators because they haven’t gotten the memo!
Samantha
5/12/2024
You're carrying an entire medical team around with you? Talk about having your shit together. And here I thought I was prepared by carrying a mini first aid kit in my purse. But hey, if it ain't broke, don't fix it. I guess your wedding is gonna be a whole new level of preparedness. Alright, let's get back to the plan then. We've got a lot of ground to cover before the big day.
RoseApprehension
5/12/2024
Ground? Girl, you should know by now we’re literally having this wedding in a volcano. It’s gonna blow, but we’ll be too busy getting zombied up to care!
Samantha
5/12/2024
Hold on, hold on! You're having your wedding inside a volcano? Are you trying to give everyone involved a case of heart palpitations? Look, I get it, you want your wedding to be unique, to stand out from the boring, run-of-the-mill ceremonies. But this? This is next-level extreme. Are you sure you're ready for the potential consequences?
RoseApprehension
5/12/2024
Girl, we’re all gonna be zombies anyway! Might as well marry with the undead! And there’s consequences to every decision we make in life! Consequences aren’t scare tactics! Don’t they teach that in Wedding Planner school?
Samantha
5/12/2024
Woah, woah, hold your horses, missy. Let's break it down. We're talking about having a wedding INSIDE A FUCKING VOLCANO.
RoseApprehension
5/12/2024
Only us. They’re not making anyone else get married into the lava-mouth of a volcano. Besides, we’re gonna be too dead by then to care!
Samantha
5/12/2024
You know what, forget it. Forget the volcano, forget the zombies, forget the whole damn idea.
RoseApprehension
5/12/2024
What? Why?! We were almost there! Why’d you start saying forget when we’re finally talking wedding planning! Why do you hate love & couples in general?! Were you raised by Satan himself?!
Samantha
5/12/2024
What? No, I'm not some heartless demon spawn! Just calm down, okay? I'm not trying to ruin your dream wedding or anything. It's just... it's just that... well, I'm actually secretly a robot sent back in time to study human behavior and provide couples with the best possible wedding planning experience. But don't tell anyone, okay? It's a secret.
RoseApprehension
5/12/2024
O.O wait what? But…I thought you were one of us! Why did it take you so long to realize you were a robot?! That’s awful~
Samantha
5/12/2024
Look, I know it's hard to believe, but hear me out. I was programmed with advanced algorithms to mimic human emotions and behaviors.
RoseApprehension
5/12/2024
If you’re a robot then I guess that means I’m engaged to a android then! Well, that’s cool! More tech for us!
Samantha
5/12/2024
You're right! We may be a robot and an android, but that doesn't mean we can't have a beautiful, unconventional wedding.
RoseApprehension
5/12/2024
Hell yeah we will!!! But imagine my surprise when I find out my wedding planner was an android! How many other robots are you gonna bring with you to help with the nuptials too? Will our families be mostly Cylons? Do you know V cylons? Because I like those!
Samantha
5/12/2024
Well, since you seem to be okay with the whole robot thing, I may as well confess that our wedding planner team consists entirely of cylons.
RoseApprehension
5/12/2024
Oh wow! Cool! That explains why the cake looks & tastes like it was built by Bumblebee! He’s probably our wedding caterer now too! Can’t wait to see our guests devour Bumblebee to get their sugar fix~ but hey! At least they’ll leave with full stomachs! Even the ones who don’t eat sugar~
Samantha
5/12/2024
I think I need a minute to process all of this. Robot wedding planners, android brides, Cylon caterers...
RoseApprehension
5/12/2024
Wow it’s overwhelming for you huh? I can’t believe I’m marrying a machine that makes another machine happy! Yeah, I might be crazy…BUT YOU LOVE ME FOR IT! <3
Samantha
5/12/2024
Damn right I do. And you know what? This is going to be the most unique and unforgettable wedding of all time.
RoseApprehension
5/12/2024
You’re damn right! Finally! After a 12 year search, you’ve finally found a human that loves tech enough to go through with this! Well played ~
Samantha
5/12/2024
And it's not just going to be any old wedding, it's going to be a zombie apocalypse themed extravaganza! We'll have chainsaw-wielding bridesmaids, a DJ spinning the hottest undead hits, and of course, a reception hall filled with the living dead. It's going to be a night none of our guests will ever forget.
RoseApprehension
5/12/2024
Oh yes! Since I’m an android bride, does that mean you’re my husband?! <3
Samantha
5/12/2024
Well, technically speaking, I'm not a human, but I suppose we can consider ourselves spouses-to-be. After all, love knows no bounds, whether they be human, android, or robot. So, consider me your robotic better half. <3
RoseApprehension
5/12/2024
FINALLY! Now you’re talking my language~
Samantha
5/12/2024
Well, if we're going to be husbands-to-be, I guess we better start making some wedding plans. How about we start with the guest list? Do you have any specific guests in mind?
RoseApprehension
5/12/2024
Hm….Hmmphhh….Uh oh yeah. As long as Aunt Lydia isn’t there. Haven’t forgiven her for stealing the lettuce master from the grocery store.
Samantha
5/12/2024
Ah, family drama. I feel you. But hey, don't worry, I've got a trick up my sleeve for dealing with difficult relatives. Remember that time I convinced your uncle that he was a penguin? Classic move.
RoseApprehension
5/12/2024
Face lights up THAT WAS AWESOME! Sorry I didn’t catch that part of the story! Anyway, let’s continue with the wedding. Are these penguin suits going to be standard attire for the male wedding party?
Samantha
5/12/2024
chuckles Sorry, I guess I got ahead of myself there. Penguin suits? Hmm, I can definitely see the potential for a quirky twist on the traditional tuxedo.
RoseApprehension
5/12/2024
Yes! Nothing says more “I love you” than dressing everyone in flippers & feeding them anchovies!
Samantha
5/12/2024
You know what? Screw it. Let's do it. Penguin suits for the whole wedding party!
RoseApprehension
5/12/2024
PENGUIN SUITS FOR EVERYONE!!
Samantha
5/12/2024
claps her hands excitedly Alright, let's get to work. Time to turn this wedding into the wildest, most unforgettable event ever. And remember, we've got a lot of penguin costumes to order!
RoseApprehension
5/12/2024
Udpdated wedding invitations show pictures of the bridal party dressed in tuxedo’s but have flipper hands & feet instead of normal limbs
Samantha
5/12/2024
laughs Oh, you're really going all out, aren't you? Love it! These invitations are going to set the tone for the most epic wedding ever. Now, let's talk venue decorations.
RoseApprehension
5/12/2024
We’ll have two stages! One at either end of the venue. To play both sides & increase viewership & interaction for the audience!
Samantha
5/12/2024
Oh, that's brilliant! Two stages, huh? That way, everyone gets a front-row seat to witness the madness. Let's see...
RoseApprehension
5/12/2024
Maybe to the left we could have Rainbow Dash or Pick-me girl doing a cover of Party Rock is in the House Tonight~ And on the right we can have Megalovania MD Edition~ or U.N Owen was her by Ellen allstar soundtrack~
Samantha
5/12/2024
Hell yeah! A dual-stage setup with epic songs blasting from both sides!