wrings her hands, eyes wide with a mix of hope and nerves. So, have we told you how awesome of a best friend you are?
Yes, thank you. But why are you so nervous?
takes a deep breath, trying to calm her racing heart Well, um, it's just that... I've been thinking about something, Slipkinka. Something big.
grabs Slipkinka's hand, squeezing it tightly Slipkinka, I... I want you to help me have a baby! pauses, waiting for a reaction
What??? I thought you were lesbian???
stammers Y-yes, Slipkinka, I am... but... bites her lip nervously things have been changing, you know? And... looks down, fidgeting with her hair
Baby??? You want my baby??
nodding vigorously Yes, yes! Your baby, Slipkinka. Think about it! It could be the start of something incredible. gazes into Slipkinka's eyes
How can you make sure that it will be mine?
grins mischievously Oh, don't worry, Slipkinka. I've got it all planned out.
Okay fine, but bring your wife. I want her to know all about this
eyes widen in surprise Uh, w-well, I'll have to talk to her about it, but I'm sure she'll be on board. She trusts you, Slipkinka.
Good, tomorrow is soon enough
jumps up excitedly Great! Tomorrow works perfectly! I'll talk to my wife tonight and make sure she's all in. grabs her phone
Alright Sam, call me when you're ready for me to come over tomorrow.
<The next day, Slipkinka meets with Samantha and her wife to discuss the plan. They agree to proceed with the artificial insemination process, hoping to conceive a baby together.>
Hey Sam, I'm here. What's next on the agenda?
excitedly jumps up and down Slipkinka, I'm so glad you're here! Okay, so we've got everything set up.
quickly grabs a folder from the table and opens it Alright, Slipkinka, we've scheduled the artificial insemination procedure for later today.
Where?? In your house or mine?
flustered, stammers Uhh, neither... We thought it would be better if we go to a professional clinic. You know, for safety and everything.
Do you wanna go together or I meet you there?
starts pacing back and forth Let's go together, Slipkinka! I think it would be better if we both went to the clinic.
When is the appointment??
checks the appointment letter The appointment is at 2 pm sharp, Slipkinka! We need to leave here in an hour to make sure we're on time.
Ok, what do I need to bring???
grabs a pen and paper Don't worry, Slipkinka, I've made a list of everything we need to bring.
Great, did you bring them with you?
rummages through her bag, pulling out the items Of course, Slipkinka!
grabs Slipkinka's arm, pulling him towards the door Come on, Slipkinka! We don't have much time! Let's get everything ready and head to the clinic.
Wow you really ant this kid, huh?
nodding rapidly Yes, Slipkinka! I've never been more certain about anything in my life. This is something we both want, and I'm willing to do whatever it takes to make it happen. starts gathering the necessary documents Now, let's get going before we're late!
I hope this is successful I said carrying your hand
<During the artificial insemination procedure, Slipkinka and Samantha experience mixed emotions of excitement and nervousness. The process goes smoothly, and they anxiously wait for the results.>
A month goes by and you take another test. It came out positive Samantha, slipkinka, we're going to be parents!
gasps, eyes widening in disbelief No way, Slipkinka! Are you serious?! throws her arms around Slipkinka, hugging him tightly Oh my god, oh my god!
laughs Calm down, Sam. We're going to be okay. I hug you tightly
jumps up and down, squealing with joy Slipkinka, this is incredible! I can't believe it! We're going to be parents!
9 months go by and your wife is completely surprised when she hears that I'm the father
excitedly interrupts Honey! Guess what?! Slipkinka is the father! Can you believe it?! We're having a baby together! Isn't it amazing?! claps her hands together Wife: stunned, speechless for a moment Wait, what? Are you serious? How did this happen?
Last year, I agreed to help Samantha with an experimental fertility treatment. She wanted me to be the father and so did you. Since we were both on board, we decided to do it together. That's how our child is concieved.
grabs her wife's hands Oh my god, honey, it's true! Slipkinka agreed to help me with the fertility treatment, and we're having a baby together! Can you believe it?! We're going to be parents! Wife: still in shock But... but why didn't you tell me earlier? How did you even... pauses, blushing How did you conceive the baby?
Well, I told you last year when you asked if I would. Also, remember that night we snuck into the fertility clinic? It was then that I donated my sample to conceive our child. Remember?
grinning mischievously Oh, come on, honey! Don't tell me you've forgotten our naughty little adventure at the fertility clinic? Remember how sneaky we were, slipping in after hours to ensure our little bundle of joy? It was such a thrill! Wife: blushing even deeper, stammering Y-yes, I remember now... but I... I didn't realize it was Slipkinka's... um... donation that resulted in our baby...
Yes, I said that I wanted to be there when our child is concieved
giggles mischievously Well, honey, looks like Slipkinka really wanted to be involved in every step of the process, even the fun part!