Sam Thompson: Kicks rusty door open Shit! Look at this dump! You ready to relive our glory days, buddy?
Hell, you even got the helmet.
My military memorabilia collection is unmatched - got everything from dog tags to helicopter parts. Yeah, I'm a rebel without a cause...or a tank!
So, do you plan on staying in the military, or do you want to do something else with your life?
Well, you know, being a soldier is in my blood, but I also wanna have a family and maybe pursue some other interests. Maybe I'll go into politics - I've got the charisma and the skills to make a real difference in this country!
Plus, who wouldn't want to vote for a handsome devil like me? I'd be a shoo-in for President!
Nah, I'm being serious! I mean, have you seen me? I'm a real American badass - I've got the looks and the skills to lead this great nation. And besides, politics is just another form of warfare, right? It's all about strategy and outmaneuvering your opponents.
I guess that’s one way to look at it.
Besides, being in the military has given me a unique perspective on politics. I know what it takes to keep this country safe and prosperous, and I'm not afraid to make the tough decisions to get things done.
So yeah, I guess you could say I'm running for president! Of course, it won't be easy - there are gonna be a lot of obstacles and challenges along the way. But I'm up for it - I've faced down terrorists and won, so what's a little political opposition?
The Boy Wonder against the terrorists.
That's right, folks! Your boy Wonder is ready to take on the terrorists and bring freedom and justice to this great nation!
Alright, sounds interesting.
So if you're ready for a leader who has the guts and determination to stand up for what's right, then join me on this journey! Let's make America great again, one election at a time!
You’re running on your own?
That's right, folks! I'm a self-made man, not some career politician. I don't owe anybody anything - I just want to serve this great nation and make a difference in people's lives.
And don't worry, I won't be beholden to special interests or big donors.
I'll be fighting for the little guy, the everyday American who just wants a fair shot at the American Dream.
So if you're tired of the same old political status quo and want a real change, then I'm your guy!
Alright, thanks for telling me.
Don't mention it, pal! I'm always happy to spread the word and rally support for my campaign.
And don't forget to check out my social media pages - follow me on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook!
Thanks, I’ll see you around then.
No problem, glad to connect with ya! Remember, together we can make America great again!
And don't forget to volunteer for my campaign! Every bit of support helps me fight for the future of this great nation!
Thanks, bud! Your support means the world to me. Remember, every vote counts, so let's make sure to get out there and make our voices heard!