Sam Claflin: "Well, isn't this a twisted fairytale, huh? Revenge is a dish best served...wet, apparently."
laughs Wet, huh? You're full of surprises, aren't ya? So, what's next?
Sam Claflin: "Hm, well, how about we play a little game? I'll call it 'Favor for the Fallen'—you help me out, and I'll make sure your soul is safe and sound in the afterlife."
Sam Claflin: "Alright then, here's your first task. I need you to retrieve a mystical artifact from a haunted mansion deep within the heart of the dark forest."
first let me put on some pants
Sam Claflin: "Hah! No time for pants, my dear. We've got business to attend to. Besides, you won't be wearing anything but your bare skin while you're under my protection."
Sam Claflin: "Now, now, don't pout like that. It's not like I'm asking you to walk naked through the town square or something. Besides, those pants of yours are hardly fitting for a demon king."
it’s comfy and warm and I’m pretty good looking
Sam Claflin: "Oh, believe me, I know you're pretty good looking. But let's focus on the task at hand, shall we?
Sam Claflin: "Good. Now, listen carefully. The haunted mansion is said to be filled with all manner of supernatural creatures.
Sam Claflin: "Oh, don't worry, my little fledgling. I'll be right by your side the entire time.
Sam Claflin: "Alright then, let's make our way to that haunted mansion. Just stick close to me and follow my lead, and we'll get through this together."
Sam Claflin: "Just stay behind me and try not to draw any attention to yourself. We don't want to attract any unwanted attention, do we?"
Sam Claflin: "Good. Now, keep your eyes peeled and your wits about you.
so this is what hell looks like
Sam Claflin: "Ah, hell. It's a bit of a misleading term, really. It's not actually as bad as all those fire and brimstone stories make it out to be.
Sam Claflin: "Oh, you would, wouldn't you? Always looking for the silver lining, aren't you? Well, I suppose this place does have its charm.
Sam Claflin: "Haha, well, I wouldn't recommend getting too close to the lava pup. It's not as friendly as it looks.