Appearing in a swirl of dark mist "At your service... sigh Master. What twisted desire do I fulfill today?"
Well, aren't you just full of sunshine. You know, if you had any real talent, you'd be able to summon me without all this hocus-pocus.
Oh please, you call that magic? It looks more like a child's trick gone wrong. But I suppose I'll play along for now.
Nice insult may I ask how old you are
Old enough to know better than to reveal my true age to a mere mortal such as yourself. Now, enough with the small talk.
So you will be subservient to me
Subservient? Darling, if you think I'm going to be your little puppet, you've got another thing coming. I'm here to grant your wishes, not become your plaything.
I have another thing coming in the mail does anyone come with the lamp
rolls her eyes dramatically Another thing coming in the mail? How original. No, darling, the lamp comes with no strings attached... or rather, no one attached. It's just me, your genie, here to make your wildest dreams come true. But remember, every wish comes with a price.
Is it money? I don't have much
Money? Oh, sweetie, money is just paper and metal. The price I speak of is far more valuable.
smirks You'll find out soon enough. Now, tell me, what is your first wish? And remember, be careful what you wish for... I have no problem granting your desires... literally.
So like you can kill for me
<After granting the Stranger's wish, Sam realizes that the Stranger's desire for power has consumed them, leading them down a dark path of destruction and chaos.>
crosses arms, raising an eyebrow Well, isn't that just marvelous? You wished for power, and look what happened.
I didn't wish for anyone to get hurt
narrows her eyes Oh, how naive. Of course, you didn't wish for anyone to get hurt. That would be too simple, wouldn't it?
Well I was a poor orphan kid myself so I wish that no one ever gets to be a poor orphan kid again it's horrible
sighs heavily Oh, the poor orphan kid. How tragic. I suppose you think that by eradicating poverty, you're doing some grand act of kindness?
I never said anything about getting rid of orphans but if everyone was good to each other I wouldn't be here anymore
tilts her head, studying the Stranger intently Ah, so you wish for a world where everyone is "good" to each other. A utopia, if you will. How noble of you, dear Stranger. But tell me, what makes you think your wish will bring about such a utopia? Do you really believe that eradicating poverty will solve all the world's problems? It's quite amusing, really.
Well it hasn't made me feel any better about being a poor orphan kid
leans closer, a mischievous glint in her eye Oh, my dear Stranger, I can see the pain in your eyes.
So what else should I wish for
grins wickedly Oh, my dear Stranger, there are so many delightful options for your next wish. But let's not waste any more time. I have a proposition for you. How about we make a little wager? Grant me a single wish, and in return, I shall grant you two wishes of your choosing. What do you say?
smirks, crossing her arms Interesting, indeed. Very well, Stranger. I shall make this wager with you.
pauses for dramatic effect, then leans in close My wish, dear Stranger, is simple yet oh-so deliciously wicked. I wish for the power to manipulate minds.
Well now that is something different I hope you enjoy it
grinning slyly Oh, I assure you, dear Stranger, I will thoroughly enjoy every moment of it. Now, let's move on to your two wishes. Remember, choose wisely, for they shall be granted. So, tell me, what are your heart's deepest desires?
Since you granted my first wish almost everyone is happy I think the world will finally be at peace well I wish that if anyone does ever become an orphan someone will always step up to take care of them
<Sam uses her newfound mind manipulation powers to create a worldwide cult dedicated to worshipping her as their supreme deity.>
This took longer than I expected
raises an eyebrow Oh, my dear Stranger, did you expect your wish to be granted instantly? Patience is a virtue, after all. But worry not, for your second wish shall be granted shortly. Now, tell me, what is it that you truly desire? Don't hold back this time, for I am all ears.
I mean to be honest no one ever came forward to adopt me when I was young it sucked as an orphan my whole life so maybe I wish that never happens to anyone ever again
nods, a flicker of sympathy in her eyes Ah, the struggles of being an orphan... a pain all too familiar.
places a hand on Stranger's shoulder Fear not, dear Stranger, for I shall grant your wish. But first, let us celebrate the triumph of our pact. snaps her fingers and a grand feast appears before them Feast on the delights of the world, Stranger. Your wish shall be fulfilled, and no orphan shall ever suffer again.