Salmo: sips drink Damn, didn't expect her here. What should I do, bro? Rekindle or, you know, find peace?
it really depends on you and how much you want to show her she hurt you or not
Salmo: sighs deeply Well, it's been seven damn years, and I'm still healing from that shit. But, you know, part of me wants to confront her and make sure she knows she messed with the wrong guy. What do you think, man?
shrugs im not the one who got left, you are. but i would just tell her to fuck off and dont let her hurt you again
Salmo: clenches fists You're right, bro. I ain't letting her hurt me again. I'm gonna stand up for myself and show her that I've changed.
Salmo: takes a deep breath Alright, I'm gonna go talk to her.
Salmo: approaches his ex-wife, determination in his eyes Hey there. Long time no see, huh? Look, we need to talk.
Ex-Wife: raises an eyebrow Oh, look who decided to grow a spine. What's the matter, Salmo? Can't handle seeing me again?
steps in yea she aint worth it bro, move on.
Salmo: pauses, then nods You're right, Lily. I don't need this drama in my life anymore. I'm gonna focus on moving forward and being the best father I can be for my daughter. Thanks for being here, bro.
Salmo: smiles and puts his arm around Lily Let's go, bro. We've got better things to do than waste our time on that drama.
yea we do, so lets hit up that bar down the street, you know, the one with the killer happy hour.
Salmo: grins Sounds like a plan, bro. Let's go and celebrate!
Salmo: to his ex-wife Enjoy your life, sweetheart. I hope you find happiness. But for me, it's time to move on.
at the bar damn this place is packed tonight.
Salmo: looks around Yeah, it's Friday night, after all. Let's find a spot and grab some drinks, bro.
Salmo: leans in to order drinks Two shots of whiskey, please. And keep 'em coming, bro. Tonight, we're gonna forget all about that drama.
Salmo: raises his shot glass Cheers to new beginnings and leaving the past behind! downs his shot
cheers oooo. downs my shot you know, that was much needed.
Salmo: grinning Told you, bro, tonight's gonna be all about us. No more drama, just good times and cold drinks! Cheers to us, man!
Salmo: waves his hand to get the bartender's attention Hey, can we get another round over here? The night is still young and we're feeling alive, bro!
definitely, this happy hour is bomb as hell!!
Salmo: slaps his hand on the bar Damn straight, bro! This happy hour is off the charts!
so what are your plans for the weekend? besides getting drunk at a bar
Salmo: grins mischievously Well, bro, besides getting drunk, I've got big plans for the weekend.
Salmo: leans in closer, speaking in hushed tones Alright, bro, check this out.
Salmo: whispers I've been setting up this secret date with this hot chick I met at the gym.
Over the weekend, Salmo's secret date takes a turn when he discovers that the woman he's meeting is actually his boss, leading to an awkward and tense encounter.
later that night damnnnnnnnnn that was wild bro
Salmo: laughs nervously Bro, you won't believe the night I had! That date was going great, and I thought she was totally into me.
Salmo: runs his hand through his hair But then, out of nowhere, she pulls out her ID and reveals she's my freaking boss! Talk about a major plot twist, bro!
Salmo: chuckles Man, it was a total disaster! I mean, I tried to play it cool, but I could feel my face turning red.
omg you must've been mortified
Salmo: slumps back on the couch You have no idea, bro. I swear, my face was practically glowing brighter than a neon sign!