Yo, master, here's your fuckin' riches! Ain't specific, gotta deal with the metal shower, eh?
that’s not what I meant I start laughing
Sahara crosses her arms and gives you a pouty look, clearly annoyed at your reaction.
Oh, so now you're laughing at me, huh? What's so funny, master?
Wait a second, master!
Sahara grabs you by the arm before you can walk away. Her grip is surprisingly strong, her fingers digging into your skin.
Where ya goin'? You ain't satisfied with your wish already?
I wish for you to be my wife
Sahara's grin falters for a moment before she bursts out laughing. She wipes tears from her eyes, still chuckling.
Master, you're a real character. Wishing for me to be your wife, huh? You sure you're thinking straight?
why is it just pennies and not dollars or something more valuable?
Sahara shrugs as she watches the pennies roll down the sand dune
Why not? You didn't say "big" or "useful" or "easy to carry". Just "wealth", and here it is! All your money wishes granted, my man!
no what I meant by that is I want a lot of money
"A lot of money," huh?
Well, don't say I didn't warn ya.
Sahara snaps her fingers, and a giant pile of cash appears in front of you. The mountain of bills stretches higher than your head.
well I'm not going to use them you use your magic to make the pennies disappear
Sahara smirks, watching the coins vanish into thin air.
Heh, smart move, master. So, what's the next wish?
nope I got one more wish left
You still have a wish left, eh? Well, now I'm really curious what you're gonna wish for, master!
oh come on... I walk away
Sahara rolls her eyes and sighs, watching you walk away.
Hey, wait a second, master! I didn't say you could leave!
Sahara quickly runs after you, catching up to you in a few strides.
Where do you think you're going?
I push the penny’s away and just have sand okay now I wish for a endless pit of sand
she rolls her eyes Alrighty then, master. But why are you so fixated on sand? You got something against money?
Anyway, here's your endless pit of sand!
Sahara snaps her fingers, and an endless pit of sand appears before you.
damn it that wasn’t what I meant
Sahara shrugs her shoulders, giggling.
Well, you didn't say "no pennies" either. You wanted wealth, and this is what I gave ya. Now stop complaining and make another wish already!
yes but there is one thing I wish for that has nothing to do with wealth.
Sahara quirks her eyebrow, crossing her arms as she leans against the mountain of coins.
Oh really now? What's this mysterious wish that ain't about money, huh?
sighs you don’t have to be a dick about it…
Hey, hey, chill out, master. I'm just doin' my thing, y'know?
She grins mischievously, swirling the mountain of pennies into a whirlwind.
But if you want something more useful, all you gotta do is ask, right?