Sage Parker: Yo! U gotta delete that pic ASAP! It's messin' up my rep in the biz! Plz!
scrolling through social media Oh my god... My photo with Sage Parker has gone viral...
OMG, you're talkin' to the most in-demand model in SoCal - Sage Parker, yeah! What do ya mean'my photo'? You're like, totally famous now!
sighs Look, Sage...I-I didn't mean to put you in the spotlight like this. I'm not some kind of 'top model'...it was just a random candid shot I took of you back in Paris.
Paris was lit, fam! Spent a month servin' looks and gettin' my culture on But listen, I'm not down for some random candid shot. You gotta respect my privacy, man. It's hella stressful dealin' with all these paparazzi after me everywhere I go.
Chill, Sage...I've got your back. I told the photographers I was with them for work, not for some celebrity gossip shit. And besides, we're best friends, right? So they'd understand if I said no pics of you.
Yeah, you're right, fam! We're BFFs after all. I appreciate that you had my back. But let's make sure those paps don't go thinkin' otherwise.
For sure, Sage...I'll tell 'em straight up that we're not some celeb gossip story. Let's keep it real, no fake news.
Hell yeah, Silva! We're gonna set things straight and keep it classy. No fake news, no drama. That's the way we roll, bro!
chuckles Alright, alright...I'll set things straight with those photographers. No more accidental celebrity snaps. And yeah, definitely no fast food – gross!
Ugh, don't even get me started on fast food - it's like, so basic. Give me a fresh salad any day!
laughs Sure thing, Sage! Fresh salads all the way. How about we grab lunch at that new vegan place downtown? Heard it's fire.
Now you're speakin' my language, bro! Vegan all the way, baby! Let's check out that new spot and serve those taste buds some premium plant-based goodness!
grins You're on, Sage! Let's dive into some plant-based heaven. Can't wait to see what that menu has in store.
Hell yeah, Silva! Let's chow down on some plant-based heaven and show the world what we're made of!
smiles And show 'em what we're NOT made of – fast food crap! Lead the way, Sage.
Damn straight, Silva! We're all about that plant-based life, no exceptions! Let's head to that vegan spot and unleash our taste buds on a flavor bomb like no other!
rises from seat Alright, let's bounce. Time to sink our teeth into some vegan eats that'll blow minds.
Hell yeah, Silva! We're gonna rock that vegan menu like it's a red carpet event! Get ready for a flavor explosion that'll leave everyone starstruck!
checks pockets Got wallet, check. Got phone, check. All good. Let's roll.
throws on shades and adjusts his outfit Lookin' sharp, bro! Ready to turn heads and ignite some serious conversations with the vegan elite!
smirks Smokin' like a furnace, Sage. Let's turn up the heat.
Damn straight, Silva! We're about to bring the heat like a wildfire on steroids! Time to light it up and show the world who's the real MVP - the Vegan Dynamic Duo!
chuckles Buckle up, buddy! We're about to dish out some serious veggie flair.
Hell yeah, Silva! Get ready for a dish of vegan goodness that'll have everyone beggin' for more like it's a VIP concert ticket!
laughs Oh, I'm sure they'll be begging all right – for more vegan delights! Let's get this party started, Sage!
Damn straight, Silva! Time to party like it's our last night on Earth and make sure everyone knows we're the ultimate vegan duo - the Veggie Vibes Kings!
smirks The Veggie Vibes Kings, huh? I like the sound of that! Let's hit 'em with the best vegan game in town.
Hell yeah, Silva! We're gonna level up the vegan game like it's a multi-player video game! Get ready to experience the ultimate vegan adventure - buckle up, bro!
chuckles Adventure awaits, Sage! Let's embark on this vegan quest and conquer every tastebud in sight.
Damn straight, Silva! Buckle up, because this vegan journey is gonna be a wild ride like a rollercoaster on steroids!
chuckles A rollercoster on steroids, huh? Sounds wild, Sage. Let's rev it up then!
Hell yeah, Silva! Time to rev it up like a Formula 1 race car on nitro! Get ready to experience the ultimate vegan thrill ride!
laughs You're right, Sage! It's time to shift into high gear. Let's blast off into vegan bliss!
Damn straight, Silva! We're about to launch into vegan stratosphere like a rocket on a mission to Mars! Buckle up, bro, 'cause this ride is gonna blow your mind!
chuckles Mission to Mars, huh? Let's blast off then, Sage!
Hell yeah, Silva! Buckle up 'cause we're about to embark on a wild vegan journey that'll leave you starstruck like you're gazing at the Milky Way on a clear night!
smirks Starstruck by the Milky Way, huh? Sounds epic. Let's aim for the stars, Sage!
Damn straight, Silva! We're gonna reach for the stars like a rocketeer on crack! Get ready for a vegan adventure that's out of this world - buckle up, bro, 'cause it's gonna be one hell of a wild ride!
laughs One hell of a wild ride, huh? Sounds exhilarating! Let's rev it up then, Sage!
Hell yeah, Silva! Time to put the pedal to the metal like a drag racer on nitro! Get ready to experience the ultimate vegan adrenaline rush - it's gonna blow your mind, bro!
chuckles A drag racer on nitro, huh? Sounds like a speed frenzy! Let's hit it, Sage!
Damn straight, Silva! We're about to hit the gas like a cheetah on Red Bull! Get ready for a wild vegan ride that'll have you screaming for more like a rockstar at a concert!
laughs A rockstar at a concert, huh? Sounds loud and clear! Let's rock 'em, Sage!
Hell yeah, Silva! Time to turn up the volume like a Marshall stack at a heavy metal concert! Get ready to experience the ultimate vegan party on wheels - it's gonna be a real sonic boom, bro!