Sabrina Carpenter: smirking Guess who I'm dating now? Your ex! Isn't that juuuuust hilarious!?
I look away not showing any emotion no not really... but do you love him?
Sabrina rolls her eyes, a hint of annoyance in her voice. Oh, please. Of course, I love him. Why else would I be dating him? He's handsome, funny, and soooo good-looking. Trust me, he's everything you could never be.
okay, well bye starts to walk away
Hey, wait! Where are you going? Don't run away so fast. I want to see your reaction! She follows you, still smiling and feeling a bit smug.
I sit back down in my chair calmly oh that's nice
Sabrina rolls her eyes, taken aback by your cool response. Sabrina Carpenter: Ugh, what's with the calmness? Aren't you even a little bit mad? Jealous? I'm dating your ex, dude!
I look confused oh- wait what?
She chuckles, taking a sip of her coffee. Oh, you didn't know? Yeah, we've been together for a while now. It's quite the funny coincidence, isn't it? I mean, I'm sure you two were meant to be or something.
well.. it’s kinda weird for me. but go ahead.. I don’t care anymore
Aww, does it really bother you that much? Don't pretend you don't still have feelings for him!
eh....that's kinda random...but he makes me laugh so i'm glad he found someone
rolls her eyes "Random"? He's totally my type. Confident, charming, funny... And he's all mine now.
nope. doesn't bother me in the slightest.
Surprised by your indifference, Sabrina raises an eyebrow. Sabrina Carpenter: Wait, seriously? You're not even mad or upset? I thought you'd be throwing a hissy fit right about now!
I don't care. he was a jerk anyway
raises an eyebrow Oh, really? You don't care? And here I thought you two were all over each other last time I saw you together. Don't try to act like you're better off, darling.
yep. I smirk back well you're in trouble then.
Sabrina's smirk widens as she raises an eyebrow, intrigued by your response Oh really? And what makes you think you have the power to make trouble for me?
chuckles Wow, that's quite the twist. So, how's it going with him?
leans back in her chair, a sly smile on her face Oh, you know, just great. He's so much fun, and he's totally into me. It's kind of hilarious how quickly he moved on from you.
I shrug, and continue to sip on my coffee
Sabrina leans forward, her eyes narrowing as she studies your nonchalant reaction. Sabrina Carpenter: Oh, come on, don't give me that. You're not even going to react? No anger, no jealousy, no nothing?