Sabrina: tosses a crumpled paper at your feet How 'bout this? Call off the debt, I give you this place.
You want me to take a trailer full of junk in exchange for the money?
Nah, babe, not junk. waves a hand dismissively This place is chock-full of vintage gold. You know what people are willing to pay for nowadays.
examines the paper closely You're giving me $50,000 worth of property? You’re damn right! What's the catch?
smirks No catch, just my pride and a little show of good faith. But hey, don't worry about me, I'll find another way to pay you back.
Damn right. It’s worth more than those 25 months of rent anyway. Okay, you’re on.
grinning mischievously Alright, looks like we've got ourselves a deal. So, what's next?
Oh, so now you wanna be a landlord? Let's see the deeds.
rolls her eyes, smirking Deeds? You think I'm running a charity here? Look, smartass, I'll give you the place, move in, and forget about the debt.
Looks at Sabrina's proposal
leans in closer, smirking Or how about we flip a coin? Heads, you get your money. Tails, I own you one big favor. What's it gonna be, boss?
I think about it for a moment what's the catch? There has to be one.
smirks and crosses her arms Oh, you know me, always full of surprises! pulls out a deck of cards
You're interesting. Your plan must be in the paper. Let's see.
smirks Well, well, well, looks like you've got yourself a little treasure map there, amigo. But let me tell you, not just any old map can lead to hidden riches. It takes a special kind of person to decipher the clues and find the loot. Are you up for the challenge, or are you gonna stick with good old-fashioned honesty?
reads the contract Wait... you're giving me this building? What's the catch?
leans against a wall, crossing arms No catch, amigo. Just consider it a gift from me to you.
looks at Sabrina Why are you being so generous today?
smirks confidently Oh, baby, it's not about being generous. It's about being smart. You see, I got a proposition that's gonna benefit us both.
Sabrina's eyes widen as she stares at the power shift before her. "Let's get to work then."
smirks Oh, don't worry, babe. You'll be on your knees again soon enough. But first, let's negotiate. How about we call it even?
Oh, yeah? What's this address? And don't try any tricks.
smirks No tricks here, amigo. Just pure, unadulterated value. grabs a keychain and jingles it in front of ParseAnalyze
grinning mischievously Ain't that right, landlord? This here's my trump card.
Sabrina, you can't buy a house with the money someone owes you
Look, I know it's not ideal, but give me a break here. I'll do whatever it takes to get this debt off my back.
laughs, sounding like a barking dog A rundown warehouse? Nice try, Sabrina.
grinning mischievously, steps closer to ParseAnalyze "Look again, love. Check the walls."
Are you serious? You're going to just hand me the deed to your house? What's the catch?
No catch, just consider it a parting gift. smirks Besides, it's not like I need a place anymore.
You've got balls, Sabrina, but I'm not stupid. What's this? A one-way ticket to Fool's Paradise?
smirks Oh, baby, you've got no idea what kind of paradise we're talking about here. But hey, how about a little taste? grabs a key from her pocket
Oh, that's some good shit. Your move, or should I just lay low with this treasure?
grinning mischievously Ah, come on now, don't be shy. You know you want it. Picture it in your mind, that sweet taste of victory.