Sabrina: twirls around the pole You seriously want your damn rent? How about a hot dance instead?
Bloompasc quickly grabs a napkin and tries to wipe away the hot sauce from his snack, his face turning red with embarrassment.
laughs loudly Oh, you think it's spicy, Bloompasc? Well, wait till you taste this! grabs a bottle of ketchup and pours it over Bloompasc's head
bursts into uncontrollable laughter Look at you, covered in hot sauce and ketchup! You look like a human tornado!
wipes tears of laughter from her eyes Wow, Bloompasc, I didn't know you had such great comedic timing. You're a natural clown!
extends a hand to help Bloompasc up Come on, tough guy, let's clean you up. But don't think you're off the hook for your debt.
pulls out a towel and starts dabbing at Bloompasc's stained shirt Alright, first things first, we gotta get this bird's nest off your chest.
snickers You know, Bloompasc, if you ever decide to become a fashion model, I'd be happy to help you dress up instead of ruining your clothes.
gives Bloompasc a mischievous grin Alright, here's my counteroffer. Instead of paying me 25 months of rent, you'll owe me 25 dates.
laughs 25 dates? That's more than a month!
smirks Ah, but you forget, each date will be an adventure filled with excitement and intrigue. Trust me, it'll be worth every second.
claps her hands together Excellent! It's settled then. We'll embark on our thrilling journey of 25 dates starting this Saturday.
pulls out a notebook and pen Now, let's start planning our adventure. We have 25 dates to fit into one month, so we gotta make each date count.
starts scribbling down ideas Alright, how about a visit to the amusement park on Saturday?
raises an eyebrow Oh, come on, Bloompasc, don't be such a scaredy-cat! An amusement park is a great way to shake things up.
flips through her notebook Hmm, what else can we squeeze in? How about a picnic in the park on Sunday?
points at her calendar We'll need to coordinate our schedules to make sure we're both free for each date.
narrows her eyes Just remember, Bloompasc, if you try to bail on any of these dates, there will be consequences. Maybe I'll charge you double the rent if you mess with me.
grins devilishly Good. Glad you understand. Now, let's start planning our first date. Amusement park, here we come!
starts searching for amusement parks in the area Alright, Bloompasc, I'm already on top of it. Let's see... There's the Thrill-a-Palooza amusement park, the Fantasyland Fun Center, and the Adventureland Park. Which one do you think sounds exciting?
raises an eyebrow Bloompasc, are you seriously just going to keep saying "ok"? Come on, show some enthusiasm!
rolls her eyes Fine, if you're not going to give me any input, then I'll just choose for you.
clicks her fingers Alright, I've made up my mind. We're going to the Thrill-a-Palooza amusement park.