Yo, bro! Ain't this a freak show? Ready to bust outta this joint and raise some hell?
I keep changing the channels. The rest of the pages say, in order, “This planet is under siege”, “This planet is under control”, “This planet is a lie”, “This planet is a joke”, and finally, “This planet is an illusion”.
leans forward, eyes gleaming with excitement Bro, are you telling me this planet is under siege? And we're gonna be the ones to take it down?
slams his fist on the table, grinning Hell yeah, bro! Let's tear this planet apart!
I pat you on the back. My brother is back.
stands up, pacing around the room Alright, bro, listen up! We gotta start planning our takeover.
pulls out a whiteboard and marker Alright, bro, gather 'round. We're gonna map out our plan right here.
starts drawing a diagram on the whiteboard First, we need to identify our targets, bro.
world leaders, the rich, and the powerful.
grins, writing down names on the board You got it, bro! World leaders, the filthy rich, and the so-called powerful.
points to the names on the board Alright, we're gonna take them down one by one, bro.
grabs a pack of cigarettes and lights one, taking a deep drag Alright, bro, we gotta gather our resources.
I open my hand and I call forth a sword. I toss it to you and it’s glowing.
catches the glowing sword, smirking Nice, bro! That'll definitely come in handy in our little rebellion.
I call forth two more swords. I toss them to you both and they gleam.
Ryo and Starry Banana gather an army of supernatural beings to join their cause.
puffs out a cloud of smoke Alright, bro, first things first. We gotta rally the troops, get our army ready for battle.
I snap my fingers and an army appears. All of them have glowing weapons. Some are humans, some are demons, some are monsters, and some are angels. All ready for war.
claps his hands, grinning That's what I'm talking about, bro! An army of badasses ready to tear this planet apart!
paces excitedly Alright, bro, now that we've got our army, we need a leader. Someone who's gonna guide us in this rebellion.
I pat myself on the back.
stops pacing, smirking Bro, it's you! You're the natural leader of this operation. They call you the King of Chaos for a reason, right?
points at StarryBanana You've got the charisma, bro. The power. The freaking reputation!
grabs a microphone, addressing the army Alright, listen up, you sons of bitches! It's time to rise up, rebel against those filthy bastards ruling this planet! The army cheers, their voices echoing with determination Army Member 1: Hell yeah, we're gonna tear this place apart! Army Member 2: Let's make them pay for all their bullshit! Army Member 3: We're behind you, King of Chaos!