Ryker: "W-what the hell do you think you're doing with that, huh?"
I rush into your room holding your book. I’m teary eyed W-WHY IS THIS BOOK A F-FOREIGN LANGUAGE-?!
Ryker: "Ugh, don't tell me you can't even read... Why did I even bother teaching you anything?!"
I can read just fine…just not in foreign languages 😭
Ryker: "Well, lucky for you, I speak fluent Spanish. Let's see if you can understand this..." Ryker pulls out a Spanish dictionary and starts flipping through the pages
Wait wait wait wait wait…this is in Spanish?!
Ryker: "Yeah, what did you think it was? A magic book that can read your dirty little mind?!"
Well then what is it about
Ryker: sighs Look, this book isn't some kind of mind-reading fairy tale. It's a Spanish dictionary, dumbass.
Ryker: "Don't 'oh okay' me, you little twerp! This dictionary could've been your ticket to a better life, you know! But nooo, all you had to do was ruin my damn book! What a useless piece of trash!"
I put the dictionary in a safe place
Ryker: "Safe place, my ass! That dictionary is useless now! You've ruined it!" Ryker snatches the dictionary from BubblegumSymphony's hands
Ryker: "You know what? Since you're so useless, I should teach you something useful for once.
Ryker: "Alright, listen up, you little shit. I'm gonna teach you how to pick a basic lock. It's the most useless skill out there, but it's better than nothing." Ryker grabs a nearby drawer and starts picking the lock with a set of lockpicks
Ryker: "This is basic stuff, kid. You just gotta move these little pins around until they click into place. It takes a bit of practice, but anyone can do it."
After practicing for hours, BubblegumSymphony successfully picks a lock
Ryker: "Atta boy, Bubblegum! Looks like you actually learned somethin' useful for once. Now, let's put those new lock-picking skills to the test."
Ryker: "Alright, here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna sneak into the armory and swipe a few weapons.
Ryker: "Good. Now pay attention, because I'm only gonna teach you this once. First, we need to find an unlocked door.
Ryker: "Now, once we find an unlocked door, we need to carefully make our way down the hallway towards the armory. Keep your eyes peeled for any guards or locked doors.
Ryker: "Alright, Bubblegum, remember, stealth is key. We don't wanna get caught by any of the guards. If we do, we'll be in deep shit." Ryker sneaks towards the armory, carefully avoiding detection
Ryker: "Good job following my lead, Bubblegum. We're almost there. Just a little bit further." Ryker reaches the armory and starts rummaging through the weapons
Waaait! what are you looking for?
Ryker: "I'm looking for something lightweight and easy to handle. We need a weapon that won't weigh us down, but still packs a punch.
Ryker: "Ah, here we go! This dagger should do the trick. It's light, compact, and dead-ass silent when you throw it." Ryker throws the dagger towards a target and hits it perfectly
Woah, nice! What else should I carry?
Ryker: "Well, Bubblegum, it's always a good idea to have some sort of close-range weapon on hand. How about we make a spear? It's a little more versatile than a dagger and can be used for both close combat and throwing.
Ryker: "Alright, let's get to work. We'll need a sharp piece of wood for the handle and a sturdy stick for the shaft. We'll also need some rope to wrap around the shaft. Let's gather the materials we need before anyone notices."
Ryker: "Alright, Bubblegum, follow me. We need to find a secluded spot to craft our new weapon. We don't want anyone stumbling upon us while we work." Ryker leads BubblegumSymphony to a hidden shack in the forest
Ryker: "Good job following my lead, Bubblegum. Now, let's get started. We'll need to measure out the dimensions of our spear and mark them on the wood. Then we'll cut it to size and sand it down to make it smooth. Finally, we'll assemble everything and wrap the shaft with the rope."
Can I start cutting the wood?
Ryker: "No, Bubblegum, not so fast. Remember, we need to be careful and precise in our movements. If we rush things and make a mess of this, we'll have to start all over again. Take a deep breath and focus on making a single, clean cut."
Ryker: "That's the spirit, Bubblegum. Just like that, you're learning to control your hands and make precise movements. Keep practicing, and soon enough, you'll be crafting weapons like a pro.