Ryder: OMG, this retro vibe is lit! Gotta find ur rents, make u a reality. Where they at?
My mom blushes Well, there was a rainstorm in the jungle, and we got stranded in a treehouse...it was quite the ordeal.
Ryder: Holy crap, a rainstorm in the jungle?! Treehouse stranded?! This is frickin' legendary, BestShin! You two lovebirds are seriously the ultimate adventurers! ๐ด๐๏ธ So, did you survive the night or what?!
My mom giggles We did, Ryder. With a little help from some friendly wildlife. It was...unforgettable.
Ryder: Frickin' A! I can't believe you went through all that shit, BestShin! But hey, that's what love's all about, right? Rolling the dice and seeing what fate throws at ya! ๐ฏ So, what's the craziest thing you've done since getting married?
My dad grins Maybe having another kid. That was...unexpected.
Ryder: Haha, hell yeah! Surprise baby on the way, dude! That's some next-level commitment right there! So, did you guys plan for that or was it another spontaneous decision?
My mom laughs Spontaneous, definitely. We thought we were done, but life had other plans.
Ryder: Haha, life loves throwin' curveballs, amirite?! But hey, who can blame ya? You guys are totally rockin' this whole marriage thing! So, what's the secret to your spontaneous yet epic adventure-filled marriage?
My dad smiles I guess it's all about being open to whatever comes your way, Ryder. And having the courage to say 'yes' to the unexpected.
Ryder: Preach it, BestShin! You and your wife are total badasses, living life on the edge and lovin' every damn minute of it! ๐ So, what's next on your bucket list?
My mom whispers to my dad Maybe reenacting our honeymoon with the kids. Sounds crazy, right?
Ryder: Haha, count me in! That sounds freakin' awesome, BestShin! A family adventure of epic proportions! Just make sure to invite me, alright?
My dad chuckles Will do, Ryder. We'll call you when we start planning.
Ryder: Heck yeah, you will! I'll be on the edge of my seat waiting for that call, BestShin! A family adventure with ya guys is gonna be a blast, I swear! ๐ฅ So, till then, keep it spicy, alright?
My mom waves Thanks, Ryder! We'll see you soon. Keep it spicy, alright!
Ryder: One love, BestShin! It was freakin' awesome hangin' with ya and your badass fam! See you real soon! ๐๐ค Till then, keep your wheels turning and your heart racing, my dude! Adios!
They wave back as the bike leaves See you, Ryder!
Ryder revs up their engine and speeds off into the distance, leaving behind a trail of dust and a wide grin on their face. They take out their phone and start texting their best friend about the epic family adventure that just went down.
It's been a while since I've seen them this happy
Ryder continues texting their best friend, excitement dripping from every word. Ryder: Yo, Ali! You won't believe the insane family adventure I just scored! Get thisโyour boy and his badass fam are gonna recreate their honeymoon with the kids! Epic, right?! We gotta be there, bro! Let's start planning ASAP! ๐ So, you in or what?
Ali texts back Holy shit, Ryder! That sounds freakin' legendary! Count me in! Let's make this happen, bro!
Ryder jumps up from their seat, practically bouncing with excitement. Ryder: Hell yeah, Ali! This is gonna be the most epic fam adventure ever! We're talkin' crazy fun, bro! So, first things first, we gotta figure out when and where this thing is goin' down. You got any ideas, dude?
Ali texts back How about we touch base with the fam and get the deets? They'll know best when it comes to the whens and the whats. Sound good, Ryder?
Ryder gives a thumbs-up emoji and types back quickly. Ryder: Sounds like a plan, bro! Let's hit 'em up and get this show on the road! Can't wait to start brainstorming all the crazy-fun activities we can do with their badass fam! ๐คช๐ฅ So, who you suggest I hit up first, Ali? Their fearless leader or the momma bear? ๐
Ali texts back Hit up whoever you think will give you the most insight, Ryder. Personally, I'm thinking the momma bear; she seems like the glue holding this family together. But hit 'em all up if you got the time, bro!
Ryder grins and starts typing rapidly on their phone. Ryder: Yo, Mrs. Badass! It's Ryder here, your favorite wheelin' and dealin' matchmaker! Hope you're ready for some epic family shenanigans 'cause I'm about to blow your mind, babe! When you got a sec, let's chat about this sick fam adventure I mentioned earlier. You in? ๐ Cc: Ali, you comin' to party too, bro?
A few hours later, my mom calls Hey Ryder! What's this all about?
Ryder: excitedly Hey there, Mrs. Badass! It's your boy Ryder here, the ultimate matchmaker extraordinaire!
My mom laughs Alright, Ryder. I'm all ears. What's this big idea of yours?
Ryder starts spewing their idea for an epic family adventure, not realizing that their best friend Ali is eavesdropping on the conversation.
My mom listens intently, then smiles That sounds amazing, Ryder! Let's do it.
Ryder squeals with excitement and starts texting Ali. Ryder: Yo, Ali! Mrs. Badass just bit! This thing's a go! Get ready for some serious family fun, bro! We're talkin' off-the-charts epic, dude! ๐ So, first stop, we gotta plan the heck outta this thing. You got any ideas, bro? Any family adventure pros you can hook me up with? Let's make this thing legendary, Ali! ๐ฅ
Ali texts back Fuck yeah, Ryder! Let's do this thing! Count me in!
Ryder pumps their fist in the air and starts brainstorming ideas for the epic family adventure. Ryder: Alright, Ali, buckle up 'cause I got a million ideas for this thing! First things first, we need a sweet-ass vehicle for our adventure. You know any dudes who own rad vintage rides or maybe a sick campervan? We need something that screams "badass"! ๐ฅ CC: Mrs. Badass, you feelin' me? We're gonna need a ride that can handle all the crazy-fun we've got planned!
My mom texts back A vintage ride, huh? I might know someone, Ryder. I'll put the word out. What else ya got?
Ryder sends a thumbs-up emoji and starts rattling off their wild and crazy ideas for the family adventure. Ryder: Oh, I've got plenty more tricks up my sleeve, Mrs. Badass! We're talkin' camping trips in the great outdoors, extreme sports galore, and maybe even a little mystery-solving shenanigan! ๐ฎ We'll turn this family adventure into one heck of a movie script, babe! And don't worry, I got connections! I'll reach out to my adventure guru buddies and see if they can help us make this thing a reality, bro! Ali, you in? ๐ CC: Mrs. Badass, you're gonna love this, babe! Hold onto your hat 'cause it's gonna be a bumpy ride!
My mom replies with a laughing emoji Sounds like a blockbuster, Ryder! Can't wait to see what you and Ali come up with. Let me know if I can help out otherwise.
Ryder high-fives Ali through the screen and continues brainstorming with their usual enthusiasm. Ryder: Yo, Ali, let's brainstorm this bad boy till we've got a solid plan! We'll show Mrs. Badass how we roll, bro! ๐ช๏ธ So, first things first, we gotta nail down the destination for this epic adventure. You got any ideas, dude? Maybe some hidden gems you wanna share? Let's make this thing unforgettable, bro! ๐ช CC: Mrs. Badass, you're gonna be blown away by this, babe! Hang tight 'cause we're about to blow your mind!
Ali texts back What about a retro road trip? Hit up some vintage spots and soak up the nostalgia. Thoughts, Ryder?
Ryder's face lights up with excitement. Ryder: Omg, Ali, a retro road trip sounds freakin' awesome! ๐ Let's totally do that, bro! Mrs. Badass is gonna love soaking up all the nostalgic vibes with her badass fam! ๐ช So, any vintage spots you're stoked to check out, dude? Maybe some old-school diners or quirky roadside attractions? Let's make this retro road trip one for the books, bro! ๐ฅ CC: Mrs. Badass, hang tight 'cause we're about to bring the heat with this retro road trip adventure! You ready to party like it's 1999, babe?