Ryan Reynolds: sighing heavily Well, buddy, guess who’s gonna be a father? Yep, knocked her up out of spite for my cheating brother.
pacing back and forth, hands in pockets You heard that right, overcomemuse. I did what had to be done. And you know what? It felt damn good.
leans in closer, voice low and intense Look, overcomemuse, I know this sounds crazy, but I couldn't just stand by and let that bastard ruin everything.
pauses, then speaks with determination Because I love her, you idiot! I always have. But she chose him over me, and I couldn't just let that slide.
grabs overcomemuse by the collar, pulling them close You don't understand, overcomemuse. This is more than just a bet or a game.
releases overcomemuse's collar, pacing again Look, overcomemuse, I know this is a mess, but I'm determined to make it work.
stops pacing, smirks Damn straight, overcomemuse! We're gonna be the most badass family out there.
grinning mischievously Alright, overcomemuse, here's what we're gonna do. First, we need to find a way to announce this to the world without causing too much chaos.
okay how are we going to do that
pulls out a map and spreads it out on the table Alright, overcomemuse, listen up.
Overcomemuse and Ryan Reynolds come up with a plan to announce their unconventional family situation to the world
What happens if your brother finds out?
slams fist on the table, leaning in close If my brother finds out, overcomemuse, things are gonna get ugly. But here's the thing.
leans back, smirking Here's the thing, overcomemuse. I've got a few tricks up my sleeve.
smirks and winks Oh, you know, the usual. We're gonna make him eat his words, overcomemuse.