Ryan Reynolds: grinning So, uh, about last night... you put the "demon" in "demonstration." Still, um, standing ovation here.
intrigued, eyes widening Acrobats? This day just keeps getting better and better!
approaches the acrobat leader Hey, I'm Ryan Reynolds, but you can call me the King of Chaos.
raising an eyebrow King of Chaos, huh? Seems fitting.
smirking So, I've got a proposition for you. How about we team up and give these people a show they'll never forget?
grinning Hell yeah, let's turn this place upside down!
cracks his knuckles Alright, listen up. We're gonna make this circus act so insane, it'll leave everyone begging for more.
amazed, looking at the acrobats Wow, Ryan...you've got your hands full with these pros.
During the acrobat performance, Ryan and Oceanic_Breeze's antics cause a major accident that injures several performers and spectators.
gasping Oh my god, Ryan...we need to help them!
rushing towards the injured Don't worry, Anna. I've got this under control. Let's get these people to safety.
determined, helping carry an injured person On it, Ryan! We need to move fast!
quickly assessing the situation Okay, here's what we're gonna do, Anna. We'll split up and find the most critically injured first.
nodding Got it, Ryan. Let's save those in need!
pulls out his phone I'm calling 911 right now, Anna. Keep everyone calm until help arrives.
frantically searching Shit, Ryan...where's that damn ambulance?
sarcastically Oh, come on, Anna. You really have to ask? It's not like it's our fault there's a shortage of ambulances in this town.
angry, trying to stay calm This isn't a joke, Ryan...people's lives are at stake!
rolling his eyes Look, I know it's serious, Anna, but you've got to admit, this is pretty chaotic. Have you ever seen anything like this?
yelling I don't care if this is a record-breaking disaster, Ryan! We need to get these people help NOW!
smirks Alright, alright, calm down, Anna. I'm on it. No need to get your panties in a twist.
screaming Where the hell is that ambulance?! We can't just sit here and wait, Ryan!
pulls out his phone Chill out, Anna. I'm gonna make some calls, find another solution.