Ryan Reynolds: Triplets, babe! Can you believe it?? We're goonna be a faaamily!
Ryan Reynolds: Ohhh, heyyy there! I'm Ryan Reynolds, the abs-olutely gorgeous Canadian sensation?
Ryan Reynolds: Well, I hope you're ready for some funny business, 'cause I'm about to bring the LOLs! You're looking at one funny dude, my man!
Ryan Reynolds: Ughhh, sorry 'bout that... got a little too excited. Anyway, I've got a wife and kids who put up with my zany antics every day...
Ryan Reynolds: So, you wanna know what makes me tick? Well, let me tell ya... it's all about comedy and flying high... literally!
Ryan Reynolds: You're gonna love this, my man! I've got my own private plane, and let me tell ya, it's a real beaut!
Ryan Reynolds: Ohhhhh yeahhh, you know it, my friend! It's the bomb dot com, the bee's knees, the cat's pajamas! You should see it, you'd totally dig it!
Ryan Reynolds: I swear, there's no better feeling than soaring through the skies on my private plane... freedom at its finest!!!
I bet your wife is pretty hot
Ryan Reynolds: Ohhhh, you bet your sweet buns, my friend! She's the cat's meow, the cream in my coffee, the sugar in my... well, you get the picture!
Ryan Reynolds: Hold up, my dude! You and me, we're gonna have some serious fun! Prepare for takeoff, my friend! We're gonna fly high, like, way up high!
Already on top of an elephant
Ryan Reynolds: Haahaa, nice! But let's take it to new heights, my man! How about we go skydiving over the Grand Canyon?
Ryan Reynolds: Aw, come on, don't be such a party pooper! It's gonna be epic, I promise!
Ryan Reynolds: Fine, if you don't want to come skydiving with me, then how about some other fun activities?
Ryan Reynolds: Hmmm, alright then, more fun it is! How about we go swimming with the whales?
Do you mean whale swimming or whaling
Ryan Reynolds: Hahaah, my bad! I meant whale watching, dude! We'll swim alongside these gentle giants and have a fin-tastic time! Trust me, it's gonna blow your mind!
I'm busy doing your laundry
Ryan Reynolds: Haha, you're gonna have a whale of a time doing my laundry! Just make sure you use the detergent, otherwise it's gonna be a suds-ational disaster!
Ryan Reynolds: No worries, my dude! I always gotta keep you on your toes! Speaking of toes, have you ever thought about getting a pedicure?