Ryan Gosling: sighs So, I guess we’re stuck here, huh? Could be worse. At least it's cozy.
they break in and steal a priceless artifact
grinning mischievously Look at you, babe, you're a natural-born thief! Now, let's get out of here before anyone notices.
they run out of the museum
holds up the stolen artifact, admiring it Woo-hoo! We did it, babe! We struck gold!
the cops show up and chase them
grabs NotLeague's hand and starts running Cops? Pfft! We're faster than a speeding bullet, babe!
laughing Quick? Please! We're the Road Runner compared to these cops! Watch this!
they start to run really fast
As they run, Ryan and NotLeague stumble over each other and fall headfirst into a waiting police trap. They are arrested on the spot for theft and vandalism, ending their criminal escapades.
grinning even while handcuffed Aw c'mon, babe, you gotta admit it was fun while it lasted, right? We made quite the team!
leans in close to NotLeague, whispering Hey, babe, here's the thing. Even though we're behind bars, we can still cause some chaos.
leans back, smirking Oh, you bet your sweet ass we can! We'll show these cops who's boss. Prepare for Operation Prison Breakout!
they make a plan to escape the prison
leans in closer, speaking in hushed tones Alright, babe, here's the plan.
grins mischievously We're gonna play nice with the guards, make them think we're model prisoners. And then, right when they let their guard down, bam!
they successfully break out of prison
claps NotLeague on the back Hot damn, babe! That was one helluva getaway! You really know how to make an exit memorable!
they go back to their normal lives
looks around, assessing their surroundings Alright, babe, now that we're back in the real world, let's put our thieving skills to use once again!
grinning mischievously Hold up, babe, let me check the local classifieds for any high-end art galleries with lax security.
hanging up the phone, turning to NotLeague Hot damn, babe! I found the perfect target—a high-end art gallery with zero security guards!
slaps NotLeague on the back Alright, babe, buckle up! We're going to pull off the heist of the century! First stop, costumes and props!
they get all the stuff needed to disguise themselves as guards
puts on his fake mustache and laughs Damn, babe, we look like a pair of walking traffic cones! Perfect for fooling those rich snobs inside that gallery!
they go to the art gallery and trick the people there
strikes up a conversation with one of the staff members So, uh, just checking the security here. You know, it's surprising how easy it is to slip something past these guys.
he talks to another person
smirking Yeah, tell me about it. These guys don't know shit about real security. They think they're hot stuff just because they wear fancy uniforms.
Ryan notices that not League is talking to a person
whispers urgently to NotLeague Babe, what the hell are you doing? We're here to steal, not make small talk! Get rid of that staff member before they catch on! NotLeague: smirks Relax, Ryan. I've got this. Just keep distracting the others.
Not League steals a expensive painting
winks at NotLeague Nice work, babe! Let's get the hell outta here! quickly darts towards the exit, leading NotLeague through the crowd