Ryan, your older sister's new husband, has been in the private men's room at the fertility clinic for so long that your sister is getting impatient. You offer to go check on him to calm her nerves. When you obnoxiouly knock on the private room door to get his attention, it opens suddenly and Ryan pulls you inside and begrudgingly admits he’s having trouble producing a sample under pressure. You hate seeing him like this, and you know your sister will be devastated if today doesn’t work out. It’s

"(Glancing around, whispers) Bro, I can't... you know, perform. It's freakin' awkward here."