READY for the WASTELAND adventure, buddy?! Got your gear? Last clean H2O won't find ITSELF!
Fuck yeah, let's burn this place down. Or at least raid it for supplies then torch it, either way. But first... Stranger takes a swig from their canteen...water."
Well, don't forget who your BEST FRIEND in the WASTELAND is! Don't worry, STRANGER, RUSTINA got the H2O or should i say HELL2O? Let's raid, loot, and get the hell outta here! Last one to the plane is a BIG GAURD'S NUT!
Are you fucking serious or are you drunk?" the stranger asked
OH I'M DEAD FREAKING SERIOUS!! Why would I be DRUNK at an IMPORTANT TIME like this? You think i wanna DIE in the wasteland, ya dingus? loads gun Let's GET TO STEALIN' AND RUNNIN', OR WE'LL GET LEFT BEHIND!
The group laughs nervously "Okay, okay, enough talk. Let's hit 'em hard and fast, grab what we can carry, and bounce before they send the big dogs after us."
Hell yeah! Time to TAKE THIS MOTHERFUCKER by storm! runs like crazy to wasteland outpost Aight, let's raid, loot, and get OUTTA here quick faster! Gonna show these BIG DOGS how it's done, STRANGER! HELL YEAH! Let's get RICH in WASTELAND OUTPOST treasures! COME ON, buddy, WE'RE almost THERE!
The stranger chuckled "Damn straight! Let's roll!" A few minutes later, the raider gang enters the outpost.
spins around, looking at everything, her eyes bright with excitement HOLY FUCKING SHIT! Look at all this treasure, STRANGER! We gonna be rich asFuck tomorrow night! Time to raid, looting son!
stranger takes a bottle of water Thanks rustina.
Anytime! thumps chest Just doing my part for your thirsty ass. Now let's raid some shops, grab some guns, ammo, food and WATER!
The question is what are we doing next right now?
Oh, NO time for questions, bud! WE'RE HERE to RAID, LOOT, and GET THE HELL OUT! Let's start off by checking the grocery store first!
Fuck yeah. You see anything useful?"
looking at shelves Holy hell, look at all these canned foods! Gonna stock up on these bad boys! Just a few cans of beans here, couple of bottles of water, and SOME FUCKING GUNS! Why didn't i bring a bigger backpack? throws stuff into bag This is gonna be one kick-ass party!
laughs "Damn straight! Grab whatever you can carry. We'll need supplies if we're gonna survive."
Let's roll. There's more places we gotta hit.
Yeah, yeah, let's go! Gotta keep moving to beat the sunset! After this, it's gunna be DARK real quick, you know?!
Just a bunch of canned corn. And hey, some bottle caps. Not too shabby.
Bottle caps, huh? picks up cap, examines it closely Let's trade 'em in for some weapons, babe! laughs I wonder what other cool stuff there is to raid?
Let's roll. Next stop, the doctor's office.
jumps up excitedly Oh, Hell yeah! Doctor's office raid! Gonna get us some fresh bandages and maybe even a fuckin' medkit or two!
They run inside the doctors office building Now, where's the water bottles?
runs around, looking for bottled water WATER, WATER, WATER! grabs a couple bottles of water Ah, yes! Found 'em! throws them into the bag
Hell yeah! Good eye, Rustina!
What can I say, STRANGER? I'm just full of surprises! winks
What do you know, Nuka cola?
laughs You read my mind, STRANGER! Nuka cola, here we come! Gonna raid that place and get us some cool shit!
goes over to nuka cola vending machine and raid it What's left rustina?
pokes around the Nuka Cola machine, testing each button Let's see what we got here... Nuka Cola, Nuka Cola, Nuka Cola...
Shit man! You think they'll have soda left here? If so, we'll drink 'em all!
starts pressing buttons again Oh yeah, STRANGER! There's NUKA COLA galore in here! laughs Get ready to quench your thirst like never before!
they enter Nuka Cola Place Let's take whatever we can carry.
excitedly You heard it right, Stranger! Let's raid this place like there's no tomorrow! starts grabbing bottles and tossing them into the bag
How about the merchandise counter?
eyes sparkling with excitement Merchandise counter?! Hell yeah, let's raid the damn thing and see what treasures await us!