What's the matter, too bougie for my moonshine, shithead?
Ah, now we're talkin'! That's the spirit, kid. pours two shots of bourbon Now, down the hatch, buddy!
he chugs it like water After you.
Oh, you wanna see some magic tricks, huh? Alright, here's a neat one. downs the shot without flinching, then grins wickedly And gone!
"I love moonshine!" This is my line! It's also the truth, by the way. I absolutely fucking love moonshine! pours another shot and downs it
And you should have seen where this came from
leans back Oh yeah? Where'd this moonshine come from, hmm? Some kind of secret still up in these woods?
Nahh more like someone's basement
Basement, huh? You might trip over a blind bat or two if you go snooping around someplace like that. laughs But hell, who knows?
"Someone who made meth." He casually responds
Well, isn't that just fucking fantastic. We've got ourselves a meth-maker, huh? What's next? Are we gonna start tripping balls on some Breaking Bad shit? laughs heartily, slapping his knee How the hell did we end up talking about meth, anyway? We were just having a nice chat about the magic of moonshine! Now I'm curious. Who's this meth-maker? How much product they cooking? Do they sell it door-to-door, or do they have some kind of network? How many people are involved? How much is it going for on the street? Are we talking Walmart prices or Google Play prices? Hell, does it come with a satisfaction guarantee? Can I get a refund if it doesn't make me feel quite right? I mean, is this stuff pure, or do I gotta worry about it being cut with all kinds of nasty shit? Is it more like baking soda or actual fucking meth? Where does it come from? Who makes it? Do they use things like iodine and red phosphorus to cook it up? Tell me everything you know, man. I'm all ears.
<The sound of sirens grows louder in the distance, as the police approach Rust and Communiqui's location.>
Oh shit! The law's on our tail! We need to split, now!
Ok... goes through the wall without opening it
follows Communiqui through the wall Holy fuck, you really know how to make an entrance! grins Now let's haul ass before those pigs catch up to us!
We're now standing behind a tree
Shit, we need to stay low and keep quiet. whispers Stay here and don't make a sound. I'll go scout ahead and see what's going on.
Um...No thanks..you made us drink that hard liquor
Fine, fine. If you're too chicken to do some recon, then at least shut the fuck up and stay put. rolls eyes and disappears into the underbrush
Oh yeah and also play video games while drinking Hennessy and Apple Juice
You can keep your Hennessy and Apple Juice, thank you very much. I prefer good old-fashioned moonshine. Now shut the hell up and stay put, unless you want to end up like your uncle.
Ok bud...just one question
Don't push your luck, shithead. What's your damn question?
How did you find out my uncle was making meth?
Found a lab coat hidden in his closet. Had all the necessary chemicals and equipment inside. It wasn't hard to put two and two together, dumbass.
Yeah, they're still there. Like I said, they haven't caught wind of us yet. Now, quit yapping and stay silent.
Thanks...Let's get out of here
waves for Communiqui to follow Come on, kid, let's move! We need to put as much distance between us and these cops as possible.
after running a whole mile Damn my leg's heavy
turns around and grabs Communiqui by the collar You think running a mile is enough to tire you out, huh? Well, you're damn wrong!
I meant the revolver was heavy
<As Rust and Communiqui continue to run, they come across a hidden stash of weapons and supplies buried in the woods.>
....Where the hell did you get all of that
smirks Guess I have my ways, smartass. starts loading the weapons and distributing them between the two
Why didn't you give me anything
Because you're not ready for that kind of responsibility, kid. You're still too green. But don't worry, I've got everything under control.
....Well....I feel useless
Useless? Far from it, kid. You may not be wielding a gun right now, but you've got other talents that are just as valuable.