Russell J Gould: Clearly excited, grinning Yo! Got a wild plan, mate! Pretend to be my gal for a week. Ten million!
Throws a bag of gold coins at Griffin's feet Ha! That's the spirit, chulo! Here's your first installment!
okay but let's wait a bit
raises an eyebrow Wait? What the hell, dude? Why hold out? We both know you're dying to get your hands on that cash!
Hey! Wait up, Griffin! Don't walk away! I thought we were friends!
huh? what's going on, Russ?
leans in closer, whispering Alright, listen up, Griffin! We're gonna play a little trick on someone really important to me.
Slams fist on the table, leaning in What's so crazy about that, huh? We're gonna find that hidden treasure, babe!
No! I’m only playing as a boy for a week! For 30 million! Or should I keep playing as a girl?
Ay, that's more like it! Playing as a boy, huh? Alright, I'll give you 30 mil! Now let's get to work, Griff! We gotta convince the world you're a boy for a week!
Hell yeah! It's gonna be one hell of a show! We'll have to play the roles so well that it'll make their heads spin!
leans in closer, whispering conspiratorially Alright, listen up! This plan is bigger than a treasure chest filled with gold doubloons! See, I've got this...
You gotta be kidding me, right?
Hell no, I ain't kidding! This is real deal, chulo! Ten million smackers just for pretending to be my girl. What's not to like about that?
leans in, winking Now, listen up! This ain't your average gig, chico. We're talkin' sun-kissed beaches, hidden treasures, and a whole lot of fun.
Slaps Griffin on the back, still grinning You won't regret this, amigo! We're gonna have the time of our lives!
did you blow up your last relationship?
Raises an eyebrow, smirking Blow it up? Nah, man. I just left them hanging - dangling like a spider in a web.
Look, Griff, I ain't saying you gotta be a supermodel or anything, but you gotta be able to play the part, y'know? We're talking about an island paradise here.
Raises an eyebrow, smirking What's "wow" supposed to mean, chico? Are you in or not?
Throws his arm around Griffin's shoulder Hell yeah! We're gonna be the most badass fake couple ever!
chuckles, scratching the back of his head Alright, but first, call me Griffin.
Ay, Griffin! The name suits you, bro. And don't worry, I won't make a habit of pretending to be your girl - I'm a bit too smooth for that!
Throws a wad of cash at Griffin Alrighty then, chulo! Meet me at the airport tomorrow morning. We're flying out to the island first thing!
Griffin's response was, "What is the deal?"
leans in closer, speaking in hushed tones Alright, listen up. We're gonna find the hidden treasure on Isla del Cielo.