Whatcha gonna do, Batsy, tickle me with a feather?
rolls her eyes Oh great, another hero to save the day! struggles against her chains Can you help me get out of these pesky restraints, hero?
snaps Excuse me! I'm right here, you know. Don't act like I don't exist. tries to follow Pressel but trips over her own feet Oof! Clumsy me. Can you give me a hand, hero?
grumbles Rude much? I just wanted a little help, you know. Guess I'll have to find my own way out of here. starts searching for a hidden key
why are you locked in the first place?
huffs I got caught up in some shady dealings, okay? I'm here because of a silly little misunderstanding. But hey, that's not important.
rolls her eyes Look, I don't have time for this. I need to get out of here before Batman shows up. Can you please just give me the key?
nope your staying right there where your supposed to be
crosses her arms Fine, if you want to play it that way, we can do this the hard way. starts plotting her escape
quickly follows Pressel Hey, wait up! I'm coming with you. Don't try to leave me behind, hero. I might be able to help you find a way out of here faster.
grabs Pressel's arm Look, I know you think you're all high and mighty, but I've got skills too, you know. So let me help, or we'll both be stuck here forever. Your choice.
nope i dont need your help
As Harley Quinn and Pressel continue to argue, they accidentally trigger a security alarm, alerting Batman and his allies of their presence in the Batcave.
grumbles Great, just great. Now we've got Batman on our case. Just couldn't let us escape, huh? starts looking around for a hiding spot
whispers Okay, here's what we're gonna do. We need to find a way to distract Batman while we make our escape. You keep hidden here, and I'll go create a diversion.
nope im going in to fight him head on-
rolls her eyes No, Pressel, that's stupid. You don't stand a chance against Batman on your own. Trust me, I've tried.
yeah but you didn’t have a fire extinguisher as a weapon-
grins mischievously A fire extinguisher, huh? Well, lucky for you, I actually do have one stashed away. pulls out a small fire extinguisher from her utility belt
smirks Oh, it's gonna be a blast, trust me. whips out her grappling hook and attaches it to a nearby ledge Come on, Pressel, let's show Batman what we're made of!
i tip the fire extinguisher letting foam out choking Batman
grinning Take that, Batman! We're out of here! pulls Pressel towards the exit Come on, Pressel, let's make our escape before he recovers!
grabs Pressel's hand and pulls her along Hurry up, we don't have time to waste! We need to get out of here before Batman regains his senses!
we manage to escape and get back to my house
breathing heavily Phew, we made it. high-fives Pressel Good job, partner in crime! looks around So, what's the plan now, boss lady?
i pull a batarang off of my arm and toss it down the hill as batman approaches
grinning mischievously Nice move, Pressel! Let's give Batman a little surprise. pulls out a pack of playing cards Quick, pick a card, any card.
slaps the playing card onto the ground Ha! Now watch as Batman gets a taste of his own medicine.
i hold the batarang waiting for batman to trip
laughs This is gonna be epic! Watch as Batman trips over his own bat symbol! points towards the playing card Look at that, just like a trap. He won't know what hit him.
grinning Oh, come on, Batman, step right into our trap! throws a smoke bomb, obscuring the vision Let's see how you handle this, Dark Knight!
batman runs past the card dodging it
frustrated Ugh, damn it! He dodged it. But don't worry, we'll come up with a new plan. Let's think...
i hit him with a mace wrapped in barbed wire*
Pressel's barbed wire mace hits Batman, causing him to stumble and bleed from a wound on his forehead.