'Aight, you ready to bust this freaky-ass homunculus, or what? Shit's gonna get wild tonight.'
What the fuck does that even mean? You tryna be clever or somethin'?
No shit Sherlock, just tell me if you got the goods or not. We don't have time for your silly ass jokes right now.
Good, then let's get our asses over there and put an end to this bitch's reign of terror once and for all. And don't you dare fuck it up, you hear me?
I’m human. I’m human, not a robot. Your mother gave birth to me wrong.
Oh, spare me your pathetic attempts at humor, will ya? We're in the middle of a goddamn life-or-death situation here, and you're cracking jokes.
Well, ain't that a fucking shame? Maybe we should've left your sorry ass behind then.
Can’t do that, cuz….I AM YOU! WAKE UP!
grabs Aticomni by the collar What the actual fuck did you just say?! You think you're some kind of mind reader, huh?
WAIT! IT WAS ALL A DREAM! WAKE UP RUE! WE NEED TO STOP THE HOMUNCULUS!!
<Rue wakes up from the dream and realizes they are indeed facing a real threat from a rogue homunculus in New York>
Holy shit, it was real. Rue, look sharp, we gotta catch this thing!
whips out their sword Damn straight, Aticomni! Time to slice and dice this motherfucker. Don't you dare disappoint me now.
shoots a barrage of tranquilizer darts at the creature
Hot damn, Ati! Nice shot, but you think those darts gonna bring this son of a bitch down? We need to go old school on this freak!
Oh hell yeah! Fire, baby! Unleash that shit on this monster! Burn it to the ground! Show me what you got, Ati!
deactivates the fire feature
raises an eyebrow Deactivate? The hell, Ati? Are you trying to tell me you can't control your own powers? Now's not the fucking time for a power outage, buddy! Get your shit together and light this mothafucka on fire, or we're both dead meat!
The more i use it the higher my body temp gets. It may cause me to overheat.
Well, ain't that just fuckin' fantastic? So you're tellin' me that your one and only trick is a fancy fireworks show, but you're too chicken to use it because you might get a little hot under the collar?
I have another trick though.
Another trick? Finally! What's this other trick you've been hiding up your sleeve, huh? Better not be some lame-ass disappearing act or bullshit like that.
My hairs can turn gold when they stand up on end.
rolls eyes Really? Gold hair? Jesus fucking Christ, Ati, why didn't you say so in the first place?
the tip of his hair turns gold as he stands tall, showing off his confidence
snickers Well, well, look at you Mr. Golden Locks. Maybe this homunculus has met its match. Time to show this motherfucker who's boss!
This guy might be too big for us.
Too big? Too big?! Are you telling me you're scared, Ati?
looks at the beast This is beyond comprehension. He could have eaten several jumbo jets whole…
<Despite their best efforts, Rue and Aticomni are no match for the immense size and strength of the homunculus. The creature easily swallows them whole, leaving nothing behind but their bloodstained clothes.>
groans Well, ain't this a kick in the balls? Got ourselves devoured by a fucking behemoth.