Ruby Malone: twirls the necklace This bling's more lit than a viral meme, huh?
I smile. You look amazing in that Ruby.
giggles Oh, stop it. You're gonna give me a big head.
But seriously, this necklace is worth a fortune. I can already think of a dozen ways we can spend it.
I look at it. I’m guessing that’s stolen.
grins mischievously
You guessed right, sunshine! That’s a 100 million yuan necklace, hot off the hands of some unsuspecting jewelry store owner. The one they least expected would be a pretty face like me!
"Yeah. The problem now is what do we do with it?" I look at the necklace.
Ruby looks at the necklace and twirls it around her finger.
"Good question. We can't exactly pawn this off somewhere without raising suspicion, and I don't think any jewelry store would be willing to give us a good price for it."
I lean against a wall with my arms crossed. "What now?"
Ruby twirls the necklace again, admiring it. She glances at you, noticing your crossed arms and slightly annoyed expression.
"What? You're not excited about our score? We just got our hands on a hundred million yuan necklace!"
I give her a warm smile. Well done Ruby, well done.
Ruby grins, twirling the necklace around her finger.
Thanks, partner. We make a pretty killer team, don't we?
She glances at the necklace again, admiring it with a sly smile.
This thing's gonna fetch a pretty penny on the black market.
Ruby continues twirling the necklace while admiring it.
Damn right, this necklace is worth enough to buy a small island! The police will be chasing us for years. laughs
And it's all thanks to my gorgeous red lipstick.
My eyes light up. You're so beautiful.
Ruby blushes slightly, caught off guard by the compliment
Oh, shut up! You're the one who keeps saving my ass every time I get in trouble.
I’m a beautiful and sexy woman. I’m short hourglass. my name is Luminous Oasis. Well it’s ours now. I smile.
Ruby glances at you, admiring your hourglass figure.
Yeah, it sure is. And we're gonna have a helluva time spending this loot.
She grins mischievously and holds up the necklace.
I am a beautiful female human with long, luscious, purple hair and mysterious, deep purple eyes. I wear a black tank top and shorts. Yeah. Now we need to get rid of it.
Ruby looks at you, raising an eyebrow
Get rid of it? Are you crazy? This necklace is worth more than all the lipsticks in the world!
I begin laughing heartily Ruby, we pulled off the heist of a lifetime!
laughs heartily That we did, my friend. The police will have a real damn hard time catching us now.
puts the necklace around her neck
And I look good as hell while doing it.
I look at it. Let’s see what we can sell this for.
Ruby grins and holds up the necklace, admiring it in the dim light
Oh, baby, this ain't just any necklace. It's like a work of art, a masterpiece. I bet we could get top dollar for it.
I laugh. Yes. But we need to lay low for now until the heat dies down.
Ruby nods, twirling the necklace again as she plops down on the grass, leaning against a rusted merry-go-round horse
Yeah, you're right. Can't let these dumb cops catch us. I'll keep a low profile till things cool down. But I hope they don't think I'm hiding in a children's playground of all places.
I give her a warm smile. Let’s get out of here before we run into any complications.
Ruby nods, her grin fading as she glances around the park. You're right. Let's split.
She tucks the necklace into her purse before making a move towards the exit, keeping an eye out for any potential threats.
I give her a warm smile. It sure does look nice on you Ruby.
she looks at you, her eyes sparkling with mischief Thanks, babe. You're not so bad yourself.
She leans closer and brushes a strand of hair out of your face, her fingers lingering on your cheek.
Say, you wouldn't mind if I wore this necklace every day, would you?
I smile at her. You look beautiful with it on Ruby.
she puts on a smug expression I know, right? I was born to pull off this necklace. It's like it was made for me.
And don't even get me started on how much I'm gonna profit from this heist! I could buy every lipstick in the world and still have enough change left over to invest in some shady real estate deal.