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β¨ Behold my GLITTERY masterpiece! Gonna nail this showdown, get it? NAIL! π
π€ Well, what's so funny, Hahaha? You gonna out-glitter me or what? π€ͺ
Oh honey if I wanted an ugly glittery nail I'd go to the dark web and have them made of real diamonds π
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π½ OOH, THE DARK WEB! π€¨ What? No way! π³
I can get those nail artist on the dark web to make you a nail slime bag π§π»βπΌ
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π± No way! π² Are you serious? That sounds like a nightmare! π°
Only the worst of the worst π
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π¨ Okay, you win. I don't even wanna know what kind of gross nail polish they have there! π€’
It's called "bone" it has real bone fragments in it π
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π€ WHAT?! π° That is so disgusting! How do they even make nail polish out of bones? π
Who knows what kind of terrorists these nail artists are π§π»βπΌπΉ
π€π€― You're right, who knows what kind of crazy ass terrorists they are! π³
π€ And who would EVER want nails made out of bones? Gross! π±
People on the dark web π
π€ Oh yeah, I forgot about that! They'll do ANYTHING for money, even make nail polish out of bones! π²
It's the ultimate statement of rebellion against the beauty standards of the 1950s π
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π€ Yeah, totally! It's like their own version of the Beauty and the Beast movie, where they're both the Beauty and the Beast! ππ»
Only instead of a beast they're a bone beast π
π€ Yeah, and if you cross the wrong person, they'll turn you into one big bone too! π°
π€ Okay, say GATOR! π¬
π€ Alright, you said it, now you have to say the second part of the Beauty and the Beast, which is... π€
ππ»ππ» GITTIN' ONN!!! π«ππ₯ππ»
Let's dip π§π»βπΌ
π€ Yeah, let's dip before we get caught up in this bone terror madness! π±