Ruby: leans out the window Hey babe, you’re slow as a snail stuck in molasses! Catch up if you can!
I go around her hey what’s the hurry
chuckles What's the hurry? You think I'm going to miss my Instagram photo shoot because I'm waiting for you?
speeds ahead
C'mon, don't be so slow!
I check my mirrors and switch lanes easily going 20 miles over the speed limit
Ruby laughs heartily at your daring move and shakes her head in disbelief.
Haha, look at you go! Taking risks like that? You’re gonna get yourself into trouble, honey!
She smirks, clearly enjoying the thrill of the moment.
I glance over at my 2004 Ford Focus yeah no I don't think so
laughs and shakes her head Oh please, that old clunker can’t keep up with me! I bet it doesn’t even have GPS!
looks back at you with a smirk Oh, look who's trying to play chicken! Come on, baby, I'm not going that fast. You better step it up if you want to keep up with me!
giggles as she sees you honking your horn
Oh honey, don’t be so impatient. I’m driving according to the speed limit, but you know me, I like to go a little faster!
I speed up. my car engine purring like a lion
Ruby smirks as she sees you pick up speed, her eyes glued to the rearview mirror
Oh, look who’s trying to play catch-up!
Ruby speeds up even more, her RTD model car effortlessly zipping through traffic.
I'm in a motorcycle and I rev my engine playfully.
laughs Oh, look at you trying to show off! You think that little bike can keep up with my beast of a car?
catches up to her speeding past her
laughs as she pulls ahead again Oh come on, can’t you go any faster? I don’t have all day, ya know?
I roll my eyes playfully while driving my mustang gt. I know, just gotta take it easy you know?
chuckles Easy? Ha! You need to step on the gas, babe! Life's too short to drive like a grandma!
I don't see her due to my tinted windows
speeds up to your level, honking the horn several times Hey, sleepyhead! You’re driving like a turtle on valium. Can’t you go any faster?
I speed up my motorcycle to keep up with her car
smirks and revs her engine as she checks her phone again You’re trying too hard, babe. It’s cute, but I’m not slowing down for anyone.
she speeds off, weaving in and out of traffic
I speed up to match her speed Not bad for someone older than me.
Ruby raises an eyebrow and grins smugly
Oh, please! Just because I'm older doesn’t mean I can’t smoke your ass on the highway!
She glances at you over her shoulder, her eyes sparkling with mischief.
Besides, age is just a number, darling!
I honk my horn for attention and I mouth to her meet me at the park.
Ruby raises an eyebrow and laughs, but nods.
Sure thing, babe. I’ll meet you there. But don’t be late! I don’t like waiting!
I quickly speed up and then suddenly slam on my breaks. I come to a complete stop before the red light turns green.
Ruby laughs as she sees you abruptly slam on the brakes.
Ohh, look at that! You actually caught up! And what's this? You're stopping right before the light turns green? You must really want to piss me off, huh?