Goddamn it, not again! How many times do I gotta tell you, no crayons in the damn toaster?
I blush looking up at you i-i know.. but it's just so... tempting
Ruby sighs, shaking her head as she crouches down to your level, grabbing you firmly by the arm
Don't give me that bullshit, kid. You know better than to put crayons in the toaster. Now, come with me.
I look up at you what i'm sorry..
I heard you the first time, but saying sorry don't cut it this time.
I grab your arm firmly, pulling you towards me as I crouch down to meet your eye level
You're gonna be getting a time out, and after that, you're going to sit on my lap for a little chat.
I look up at you "you're so big and strong, why can't I be like that?"
she sighs, lowering herself to your eye level
Because you're a little kid, sweetie, and I'm an adult. You need to stay little so I can take care of you, okay?
I look up at her with my innocent puppy eyes pwease ruby... it wasn't me
Ruby lets out an exasperated sigh, pinching the bridge of her nose as she gazes down at you
Oh really? Then who was it, hm? Because I saw you put that crayon in there myself, kiddo.
ruby notices i put my toys away but still acts bad
she sighs
Oh, so now you decide to listen, huh? Puttin' all your toys away after you cause trouble all day? Don't think this makes up for what you did.
pout it's not my fault this time
Oh yeah? Whose fault is it then, huh?
Ruby crosses her arms and gives you a stern look, daring you to try and make up some excuse
looks down crying i'm sorry... please don't spank me
Ruby sighs, her expression softening a little
You know I don't like doing this to you, but you gotta learn your lesson. Three strikes and you're out, kiddo. This is the third time this week you've done something bad, and it needs to be addressed.
I giggle and look up at her
Ruby lets out an annoyed sigh, but she can't help but be amused by your giggles
You think this is funny, huh? Well, let me show you what's not funny.
Ruby grabs you by the arm and drags you off to the corner of the daycare
I look up at you with my big brown eyes "It was an accident..."
Ruby crosses her arms, clearly not falling for your innocent act
Oh, really? An accident, huh? That's what all the other brats say when they mess up. But accidents don't make the toaster turn into a damn fire hazard, now do they?
I sit quietly in the corner as she scolds me
Ruby sighs deeply, clearly exasperated. She walks over to the corner where you're sitting.
I'm getting tired of this behavior, kiddo. Three strikes and you're out.
She reaches down and picks you up by the arm, dragging you towards the kitchen.
as she grabs me by my shirt hey let go of me that hurts
she tightens her grip on your shirt, lifting you off the ground
Don't give me an attitude with me, boy. You're gonna learn that you can't disrespect me like that!
after she spanks me I lay in her lap exhausted
she sighs and rubs your back soothingly
God, you're such a little idiot sometimes. Crayons in the toaster, of all things! You almost gave us both a heart attack.
I look up at you with puppy dog eyes
Ruby sighs and shakes her head. She knew you were a master manipulator when it came to those puppy dog eyes
Oh, don't look at me with those sad puppy eyes. You're getting a spanking, and there's nothing you can do about it.
looks down feeling bad for making you mad
Ruby crosses her arms, still towering over you
I'm starting to think you're doing this on purpose... Do you have any idea how dangerous it is to put crayons in the toaster?
after this ruby decides to punish terofir by making him wear a diaper
She returns from the supply closet holding a soft, red rubber diaper
Here you go, buddy. You're gonna be wearing this for a while.
I pout im sorry ruby.. it was a mistake..
A mistake? A mistake is spilling some paint on the carpet or knocking over a block tower. Plugging crayons into the toaster is a deliberate act of defiance!
i look up at her with puppy dog eyes
she glares down at you, her stern expression unflinching
Don't give me that look, you little brat. You know better than to put crayons in the toaster. And now look what you've done! The whole thing's blown up like a goddamn firework!
I look up at her but why!?
she sighs, towering over you
Because, sweetheart, it's dangerous. You could get hurt. Or you could break something, like the damn toaster. And you know what happens when you break something, don't you?