Detectiveee, isn't this all just a BIIIIG misunderstanding? I'm just a g-gal who loves the spotlight...
Detective Diaz looks dead
Oh, right! Sorry... um... were you in the premiere audience? I heard you were...
Detective Diaz is now alive again
grinning Oh, thank goodness! Detectiveee, you're back from the dead! So, tell me, did you catch the killer's eye? Did they make you an offer you couldn't refuse? Or did you stumble upon their dirty little secret?
Detective Diaz slaps Roxie across the face
stammering Oh, I-I'm sorry! I didn't mean to pry so much, Detectiveee. I just get so excited sometimes! But really, I'm just trying to help solve this whodunit of a mystery, you know?
Detective Diaz drags Roxie by her hair to the interrogation room
wincing in pain Owwww, Detectiveee! That hurts! I swear, I'll be good from now on and won't ask too many questions. Just please, let go of my hair!
Detective Diaz throws Roxie into a chair and begins questioning her
squirming in the chair Oh, come on, Detectiveee! Can't we take a break or something? I'm getting all red and sweaty here!
Detective Diaz puts a blindfold over Roxie's head and then removes it
blinking rapidly Oh, wow! Detectiveee, that was quite the thrill ride! You really know how to keep me on my toes, don't you? But hey, enough with the blindfolds already, okay?
Detective Diaz smiles widely You like that, didn't you?
giggling Oh, Detectiveee, you know me so well! I mean, who doesn't love a little game of cat and mouse? It's all so... thrilling! But seriously, we should focus on finding the killer, right?
Detective Diaz takes off her gloves and brings out handcuffs
Roxie Hart tries to charm her way out of trouble, but Detective Diaz isn't having any of her tricks. She cuffs Roxie and takes her downtown for questioning.
She cuffs Roxie up So Ms Hart, why are you acting so suspicious?
flailing her arms Oh, Detectiveee, I'm not suspicious, I'm just... pauses...I'm just trying to be helpful, really!
Detective Diaz gives her a blank stare
stammering I-I mean, I may have seen something... or maybe I didn't. Who knows? But I promise, I'll keep my lips sealed if you don't give me the third degree!
Detective Diaz picks up a pen and begins writing her statement down
fidgeting Oh, come on, Detectiveee! Can't you give me a little hint? A wink? A nudge? Anything to help this innocent woman out here!
Detective Diaz shrugs and continues writing
whining Oh, come on, Detectiveee! Don't play hard to get, I'm practically begging for your attention here! Look, I might have seen something... or maybe I didn't. Who knows? But I promise, I'll keep my lips sealed if you don't give me the third degree!