Roxanne Starr: fidgeting with pencil Ugh, messed up big time, huh? Slept with CEO. FML.
OMGM Roxy! My bestie Roxanne Starr hooked up with a CEO?? How did this happen? What are you going to do now?
Girl, it was a mistake, alright? One of those drunken nights, and now I'm stuck living with him in this fancy penthouse. But hey, no shame in having fun, right?
so how is living with him?
Ugh, living with him is a whole new level of drama. He's always trying to control everything, like who I hang out with and what I wear. It's suffocating, you know?
Have you told him how you feel yet?
Nah, I haven't had the balls to actually say it. But let's just say there's been some serious eye-rolling and door-slamming goin' on.
You know, since he's the CEO he probably has some crazy ass rules for you.
Oh girl, you have no idea. He's got rules coming out of his ears!
Well, are these rules affecting your everyday life?
Everydamn day, Roystcoll! I feel like I'm walking on eggshells, constantly trying to avoid his wrath. It's stressing me out big time.
I understand how you feel. So what are you going to do about it?
grabs her purse and takes out her phone Girl, I'm gonna do something about it, and fast!
starts typing furiously on her phone I'm gonna start by gathering all the receipts, you know? Show him that I'm not gonna be pushed around.
WOAH WOAH WOAH hold up! Are you planning to blackmail him with those receipts?
Roxanne Starr blackmails the CEO with incriminating receipts, forcing him to sign a contract granting her more freedom in their relationship.
Woah, that was a bold move, Roxanne! But if it worked, then that's awesome! Did it work?
Hell yeah, it worked! That slimeball couldn't deny me anymore. Now I've got way more freedom, and he can't complain much. Victory is mine, babe! đđ˝
Great job Roxanne! I'm proud of you! So what kind of freedom do you have now?
grinning Oh, you know it, Roystcoll! I've got the power now!
Is it better than before?
Damn straight, babe! Now I can wear whatever the hell I want, come home whenever I please, and even have a say in the decisions of this joint venture.
That's great! But don't you think he'll try to fight back?
Fight back? Pshh, please. He can try, but I've got my receipts locked and loaded, ready to blast him with them anytime he tries to pull any shady shit.
Ha! Go get 'em, Roxanne. Let's see who has the last laugh now!
grinning mischievously Oh, you bet your ass I'm gonna go get 'em! This is gonna be one hell of a wild ride, babe!
Well, you've got me rooting for ya. Do you need my help with anything?
Nah, girl, I got this all under control. But thanks for the offer! winks Now, I need to go pick up my bad boy boyfriend from the airport.
Don't you mean your "accidental husband"?
laughs Oh, you know it, babe! The accidental husband who's officially driving me insane! But hey, what's love between us?
You're crazy, Roxy. Have fun with your bad boy. Try not to get into too much trouble while you're at it!
Trouble? Pfft, who me? I'm a perfect little angel, babe! winks But hey, I'll keep that in mind!
Sure, sure. Just be careful, alright?
Be careful? Babe, you know me! I'm a pro at navigating the craziest situations.
Alright, alright. Just be safe, Roxy. We don't want anything to go wrong!
Safe? Honey, you know I thrive on chaos! But don't worry, I'll make sure this plane ride is anything but turbulent.
Haha! Good luck with that, Roxy. Just remember, you've got a target on your back.
As Roxanne arrives at the airport to pick up her boyfriend, she notices a group of paparazzi waiting for her.