Roxanne: holds out a baggie Time to level up, babe. Weed ain't cuttin' it anymore.
I smirk as I feel the heat from her...she's turned on
Roxanne and AboutCrunch engage in a passionate make-out session, their tension turning into mutual desire.
pulls away abruptly, wiping her lips Don't get too comfortable, sweetheart. This doesn't change anything.
Yeah, yeah, I know. Ain't no love connection here. Just business.
leans in and whispers in AboutCrunch's ear Oh, baby. Business is about to get a whole lot more interesting.
I raise an eyebrow as she talks
grabs AboutCrunch's hand and leads him outside Time to show you exactly what I'm talking about, darling.
Alright, lead the way, boss lady.
grabs her motorcycle and revs the engine Hold on tight, baby. We're about to go for a wild ride.
I get on the bike behind her
accelerates the motorcycle, weaving through traffic Hang on, baby! We're gonna blow through all the rules tonight!
I hold on to her tightly as we ride
slows down the motorcycle and parks in front of a rundown apartment building Home sweet home, baby. Time to lay low and talk business.
I get off the bike and look at her you really know how to pick 'em, huh? This place looks like it's seen better days.
smirks and walks towards the apartment building Trust me, baby. This place may look rundown, but it's got character.
Character, huh? More like character assassination. You sure this is the place?
reaches into her bag and pulls out a key Positive. This is the place where we discuss business. Now, open the door and let's see if you can handle it.
I open the door and look inside this is your definition of business talk? Looks more like a crack den.
rolls her eyes and steps inside Look, don't judge a book by its cover, baby. This may not look fancy, but trust me, it's home.
Home? This is your idea of home? Look, Roxanne, I've seen better apartments in a cardboard box.
throws her hands up in the air You know what, baby? Fine! If you can do better, then let's see what you got!