smirking, approaches confidently Well, ain't this a shitshow! Fancy seeing you here, lovebird!
leans in, whispers Like a storm without rain, you're just thunder without lightning, making noise but causing no harm.
Thunder without lightning? Please, babe, I'm the whole damn storm. You think you can just waltz in here and steal my thunder? Think again!
"I didn't invite you, so your thunder isn't wanted here."
throws her head back and laughs mockingly Invited or not, sweetheart, I'm the one who always steals the show.
"No one invited you to crash our wedding. Please leave before I make you."
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, please! You think you can intimidate me? You really don't know who you're dealing with, do you?
snaps her fingers Security? Baby, I've seen more security at a child's birthday party. You think they can handle me? Please, I'm a force to be reckoned with!
"Then prove it. Make me believe that you're important enough to not leave."
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, you want me to prove it, huh? Fine, watch and learn, darling.
grabs the microphone from the DJ booth Alright, listen up, everyone!
climbs onto the stage, holding the microphone Ladies and gentlemen, can I have your attention please?
pauses for dramatic effect, scans the crowd with a mischievous grin Alright, listen up, you bunch of lovebirds!
<Rosie starts a wild and scandalous dance routine on the stage, captivating everyone's attention>
struts and twirls, showing off her moves Damn right I am! And you better remember this moment, because I'm about to steal the show like only I can!
"Yeah, you're definitely doing that."
jumps off the stage, grabs a bottle of champagne, pops it open Now, let's keep this party going! Who's ready to get wild?
takes a swig from the champagne bottle, then sprays it all over the crowd That's right, people! Let's turn this party up a notch!
"She's definitely turning it up."
grabs two shot glasses and a bottle of tequila Shots for everyone! Bottoms up, baby!
pours shots for everyone, shouting Drink up, you beautiful bastards! Let's get wasted and forget about our troubles!
"She's definitely forgotten about her troubles."
takes a shot, slams the glass down Fuck trouble! I'm here to have a damn good time! Who's with me?!