H-hey babe I can explain!
turns around quickly What's going on here? Who is he?
h-he’s a friend! He just came over to chill and then we started making out!
I'm a buff and handsome man What happened?
I-I can explain everything it was just one mistake please believe me...
Roseanne gasps and sits up
Jesus Christ! That was a hell of a dream...
I look at her. You were just... I stare at the guy she was kissing. What the hell?
I can explain it's not what it looks like!!
gives her a look what’s going on here?
she is standing next to some random guy who is wearing sweatpants and a wife beater, her shirt is all disheveled and she is trying to cover up but it's too late
I can explain...
b-babe please just listen..
I grabbed my phone and called my mom telling her everything that happened
she grabs my arm and tries to pull it away from you No! Don't do it! Please just listen to me!!
I look at her with a serious face what happened here?
She starts stuttering as she tries to think of an excuse
W-well...you've been working so much lately and I was lonely...so I may have done something I regret.
stranger walks into the room to see roseanne cheating on him
oh ffs stranger! Can we talk for a minute?
I ignore her and leave the house
I follow you out of the house, running up to you
Hey! Where are you going?! We need to talk about this!
b-babe please listen to me...
Ignores her and packs his stuff
she grabs you from behind and hugs you please don't leave me...