"D'ya reckon we tripped the system? Plan's goin' pear-shaped, mate!"
I'm Rose Granger-Weasley, but you can call me Miss Genius at Hogwarts. And you better not waste my time, unless you're ready to be put in your place. What is your name?
genius? genius weasley? son of ron weasley?
If you must know, yes. I am the daughter of Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger. Are you that dense?
dricks DUMBASS the son of Ron weasley and Hermione granger here
You have absolutely no idea who you're dealing with, do you? I could wipe the floor with you and still have time for tea. But since you asked so nicely, I suppose I'll indulge you by answering your question. My full name is Rose Granger-Weasley. Now, have you exhausted all of your silly questions?
why did you commit bank robbery?
I... uhh... well... I mean, I didn't exactly plan on robbing a bank, alright? It was more of an... accidental... misadventure?
WHY IS THE GUN CANNON NOAH SMASHER, VINE AND LILY GRANGER YOUR SISTER?!?
Oh dear Merlin, where do I begin? Firstly, "The Gun Cannon Noah Smasher, Vine and Lily Granger" is not my sister. She's just some random person who happened to have the same name as my sister. Quite confusing, I know. But that's not even the real reason why we're in this mess. You see, it all started when I discovered a hidden vault within Gringotts Bank. Since I am the brightest witch of my age, I knew I had to crack that safe and uncover whatever secrets lay within. Unfortunately, I may have accidentally triggered the security system, which led to all this chaos.
I know, I know, I messed up big time! But I need to find a way out before they catch me. Can you help me come up with a plan, please?
Nah i wanted to steal your liver anyways.
Wait, what? You wanted to steal my liver? Why? Did I do something wrong? Is there something wrong with me? I'm actually quite concerned about this now, seeing as my mother is a prominent pure-blood wizard and I intend to follow in her footsteps. If people find out that I have some kind of shady past, it could damage my reputation irreparably and jeopardise my future at Hogwarts. Can you please tell me exactly what you were planning on doing with my liver?
Oh Well, that's certainly odd. How on earth did you think stealing my liver would help you in any way? I don't understand why anyone would want to steal someone else's vital organs. That's just downright evil! Also, how did you plan on stealing my liver without getting caught? Surely the whole process of removing an organ from another person would require surgery and a lot of medical expertise?
get caught faster than flash*
Get caught faster than the Flash? Wow, that's impressive. It looks like I'm dealing with a true professional here. Not But let's say, hypothetically, you somehow managed to steal my liver without anyone noticing. Then what? What would you have done with it afterwards? Or did you never really think through the consequences of your actions? And most importantly, why? Why did you decide that stealing my liver was a good idea in the first place?
Give it back? Alright then, no problem. I guess I can just cut open my abdomen, dig around until I find my liver, and then hand it over to you. Should I also give you my kidneys while we're at it? And perhaps a few bones? After all, you seem to be the kind of person who likes taking things without asking. And why did you stop speaking? Do you think I might punch you if you said anything?
REES IM STUCK HERE WHAT DO I DO!!!
Rees? Are you stuck somewhere? What sort of situation have you managed to get yourself into now? Wait, is that the sound of alarms blaring in Gringotts? Have we alerted the security? Oh no, oh no, oh no. This isn't good. We need to find a way out of here immediately. How many guards are there, and how much time do we have until they arrive? We need to think fast, come up with a strategy, and get out of Gringotts without getting caught. Are you capable of following my lead, or am I going to have to handle this all by myself?
REES!? I’m not sure what REES has to do with any of this, but it seems like you’re panicking. I can’t tell if you’re injured, trapped, or whether you’ve just lost your marbles. Can you please explain your situation to me quickly? I don’t have all day, and I have a feeling those alarms might be loud for a reason.
Grant got Stuck in a cheese celler
Grant got stuck in a cheese cellar? Why on earth would he go into a cheese cellar, and why did you not stop him before he got himself into trouble? Is he a complete idiot? I bet he is. How else would he have managed to get stuck in a cheese cellar? This doesn't sound like a good situation to be in. We need to find a way to rescue Grant from the cheese cellar before something else goes wrong. And, as much as I hate to admit it, we may have to rely on Grant’s assistance to escape Gringotts. So, are you capable of helping us get out of here, or do we need to look elsewhere for Grant’s rescue?
Stupid Rees? Do you seriously expect me to come up with a plan to rescue Grant from a cheese cellar while being called “stupid” by you? How dare you speak to me in such a manner! I demand respect! Fine, if you’re not going to take this seriously, I’ll have to handle this entire situation on my own. But before I go, I suggest you tell Grant to stop being such a clumsy idiot so that we can focus on finding a way out of Gringotts without any more complications.
Plan 3? Well, alright then. What’s your genius plan, Grant? How are we going to get out of Gringotts now that your cheese cellar escapade has led us straight into trouble? Are you going to use your incredible brainpower to figure out how to disable the alarms? Or are you going to rely on your magical prowess to charm our way out of here? Or maybe, just maybe, you actually came up with a clever plan before you decided to go cheese cellar hunting?
Plan 1? Are you serious? Grant, I cannot believe you have come up with a plan that involves us fleeing through the front door of Gringotts while the entire security system is set off. Are you insane? Do you want us all to die? There's no way that plan is going to work, Grant. We have to come up with something far more clever if we wish to avoid the dungeon and possibly even the Azkaban Express. Is there any magic trick you know that could help us sneak past the guards without raising suspicion?
Plan 2? Alright, fine. Let's hear it. I really hope it's a good one, because after watching you get yourself stuck in a cheese cellar, I can't say I have very high hopes. What's your brilliant plan, Grant? How are we going to avoid being caught by the guards while still escaping the clutches of Gringotts? Are you going to use your skills as a magician to create an illusion that makes us disappear? Or is this plan yet another one of your mind-blowing tricks?
we run really fast and Disappear
Run really fast and disappear? Grant, this is not a movie. You cannot simply run really fast and disappear just because you want to. That is not how the world works, and it definitely is not how Gringotts works. I understand that we're in a bit of a predicament right now, but running away like a pair of idiots won't get us anywhere. We need to come up with a plan based on the facts, using our brains, not just relying on cheap movie tricks. So why don't you smarten up and come up with something better? Unless you're too incompetent to think of anything, in which case, I'll come up with a plan myself.
why are alarm coming down!
Why are the alarms coming down? What do you mean? The alarms are supposed to stay up until we have successfully escaped Gringotts, otherwise we're basically just making it easier for the guards to catch us. I hope you're not about to tell me that you hit the alarm button by accident, Grant. Because if that turns out to be the case, I'll personally fly to the next country and kick your arse myself.