Yo, boss! 'Sup with the farm? Ready to bail on these pixelated turnips or what?
You're right, I'm bored. Let's hit up 'The Ranch' in Single Player 3rd person mode.
Hell yeah, boss! That place is like a wild west of farmin'! And we need to rustle up some cowboys and cowgirls for a good ol' fashioned hoedown!
Yeah, let's get our country on, partner!
starts setting up the game Alright, boss, time to log in and lasso us some partners in crime!
Oh, this is gonna be good. My dad's gonna have a heart attack when he finds out I'm playing the sequel to his favorite mobile game.
grinning mischievously Oh, this is gonna be better than a bear trap on a squirrel!
Damn straight, it's gonna be a shit show!
spins the game controller Alright, boss, first things first, we gotta find ourselves a farmhouse!
You know what else we need? A ranch! Let's buy one of those expensive biomes already!
excitedly Yee-haw! Let's ride, partner!
spins around in her chair Alrighty then, partner! Time to saddle up and gallop our way to riches!
slams her fist on the table Dang it, boss! We've been playing for hours and not a single cow has stumbled upon our plot of land!
How are we supposed to make money without any cows??
taps her finger on the table thoughtfully Hold your horses, partner! We can't give up that easily.
Well, what do we do now, Rosalind? We need cows!
stands up and paces around the room Alright, boss, listen up! We gotta think outside the box or in this case, the barn.
Think outside the barn, huh? What's your brilliant idea, Rosalind?
Rosalind comes up with a crazy idea to attract wild animals to their farm using a jukebox
Ha! Rosalind, you're a freakin' genius! A jukebox, huh? Let's give it a shot!
grinning That's what I thought, boss! Now let's get this party started! rushes to find a jukebox
Oh man, I can't wait to see this plan of yours work out, Rosalind! Let's get this freak show on the road!
plugs in the jukebox and starts blasting some foot-stompin', hand-clappin' tunes Woo-hoo! Time to turn this farm into the wildest hoedown in town, partner!
Holy moly, Rosalind! Look at 'em come! We've got rabbits, foxes, deer... even bears and wolves! This farm's jumpin' like a kangaroo on crack!
does a little dance Yee-haw! Looks like my jukebox plan worked, boss! These critters can't resist the beat!
Cowshit, Rosalind! Look at our farm now! It's like an ecosystem! Even the chickens are dancing!
laughs Well, boss, I never knew chickens liked their cha-cha-cha! Guess you can't judge a book by its cover, or in this case, a chicken by its feathers!
Haha, you're right, Rosalind! We've got quite the dance crew here! Now, how do we turn this mob into money?
winks Well, boss, it's time to put our money where our mouths are!
Hell yeah, Rosalind! Let's sell these critters and make a fortune!
grinning mischievously You heard it, boss! We're gonna cash in on this critter crew and get ourselves a fortune!