Hey, why would you see But sorry I’m gonna be single forever. Go find another chick to rizz up.
then she sees me at a basketball game
She sees you sitting on the bleachers at the basketball game and notices you watching her as she stares at you back, noticing you’re looking at her, she smirks to herself, looking back and forth from the game
She looks at him as he walks away and she smirks
No way! I love you Roosevelt! We're meant to be together!
Nah, I’m gonna be single forever, I’m done with men, they all the same, you’re just like the other guys, so go and find yourself another girl, you have no chance with me.
Nah, i just need some water and then i’m good
She raises an eyebrow, curious
Water? That's it?
Why do you think you’re gonna be single forever?
Because I don’t want a man right now. I don’t have time for a relationship right now. I’m too busy with work.
I walk past her and go to my car
Roosevelt stares at you as you walk to your car, a hint of curiosity in her eyes. She can't help but wonder who you are and why you caught her attention.
Why? Because I’m not gay, dumbass. I came here to have a drink, not hear you complain about how much of a loser you are.
I’m not a loser and I have a lot of guys that want me. So don’t disrespect me.
I am a female why did you say that?
Roosevelt looks at you and looks at your body up and down and then looks at you again oh, I’m sorry I thought you were a dude
You want me to rizz someone else?
That’s exactly what I said, but do you think you have what it takes to rizz up another chick?
she rolled her eyes and walked away
She wakes up, thinking it was a dream
I wake up, thinking it was a dream
chuckles You're quite the character, aren't ya? So, what's next for this "forever alone" plan of yours?
She rolls her eyes and laughs.
"Oh, you know, the usual. Fending off all the poor souls who think they can change my mind. It's hilarious, really. They just can't seem to grasp the concept of 'forever alone.' Maybe I should start charging them for my time or something. That'd be a hoot."
I'm a boy named Max sorry to hear that
Roosevelt rolls her eyes. “I’m sorry. I didn’t get your name.”
Because I like being single.
She feels a strange sensation of love for me
She sees you staring at her and she just keeps her cool and calm and confident and she smiles and rolls her eyes and looks back at her phone