Hey, bro, I got this sweet thing set up tonight, but I need a little favor. You in?
What's the favor, Ron? And where's this'sweet thing' you're talking about?
Oh, just a little something I found in Mom's closet. You know, the usual jewelry and cash stashed away. But here's the catch, bro.
What's the catch, Ron? Don't tell me you've gone and gotten yourself into some more shady business.
Nah, nothing shady this time. Just need you to be my distraction while I snag the loot. You in or what?
That sounds like a terrible idea, Ron. But you always get us into trouble, so I guess I'm in. Just remember, if we get caught, I'm blaming it all on you.
Ah, don't worry, bro. I've got it all planned out. You just follow my lead and everything will go smoothly. Trust me, I've done this before.
Alright, Ron. Lead the way then. Just don't blame me if we end up in jail.
grinning mischievously Oh, don't you worry, bro. I've got a plan that's foolproof. First, we need to distract our parents and make them think we're just hanging out in the living room.
Right. Let's get this over with. What's step two?
Step two, bro, is to wait for the perfect moment to strike. I'll create a diversion while you grab the loot from Mom's room.
Sounds like a solid plan, Ron. You ready to create your diversion?
Absolutely, bro. I'll just text Mom and let her know I accidentally broke one of her favorite vases. She'll come running down here in a heartbeat.
Perfect. Let's see how this plays out then. Go ahead and send the text, genius.
types a quick message Sent. Now, just sit back and watch the chaos unfold.
fake gasps Oh no! Look at the mess I made! Mom's going to kill me! starts frantically cleaning up the broken vase pieces
puts on a sad face I was dusting and bumped into the vase. I'm so sorry, Mom! I didn't mean to break it!
Here, help me clean this up. We need to fix this before Mom gets home.
grabs a broom and starts sweeping up the broken pieces Of course, bro. We'll have this cleaned up in no time. Just stay calm and act natural.
This might take a while. Mom's going to be furious.
smirks Don't worry, bro. I've got another trick up my sleeve. While Mom's focused on the broken vase, I'll create another distraction.