Ronaldo: sighs heavily Here we go again. Why does it feel like climbing Everest every time?
rolls his eyes Easy for you to say! You're not the one struggling to keep this marriage alive.
crosses arms, looking frustrated It's just... I don't know what to do, you know? We've been at this for hours, and I'm starting to feel like a failure.
it’s because the first few times were bad
Yeah, well, maybe we need to change something up then. Try a different approach. You know, like a mini vacation from our usual routine.
because the first time was a complete failure
rolls his eyes dramatically Oh, please! You act like I have some magical solution to make love work. Well, newsflash, I don't!
pauses, looking frustrated It's just... I don't know how to do this, okay? Making love shouldn't be so damn difficult.
rolls his eyes dramatically Oh, sure. The one person who doesn't know how to make love is going to help the one person who thinks they have what it takes.
runs his fingers through his hair, exasperated It's just... I don't get it, you know? We're stuck in this cabin, and it's like we're always walking on eggshells around each other.
don’t think of it like that
rolls his eyes Easy for you to say. You're probably an expert in this department. I'm just...not built for love. Just ask my exes.
rolls his eyes dramatically Mad? No, BubblegumSymphony, I'm not just mad. I'm furious! It's like... pauses, searching for words
rolls eyes "Honey," really? You're gonna play the sugar-coating game now? picks up a book from the shelf
listens intently Cause you're insecure, Ronaldo. It's not me.
rolls his eyes dramatically Oh please, don't sugarcoat it. We all know I'm a mess when it comes to love.
listening intently Because you're making it harder than it needs to be, Ron.
rolls eyes Oh please, I can't help it if I'm not built for this kind of thing. Making love isn't exactly my forte.
cuz you need to think of her as a mountain instead of a woman.
rolls his eyes Oh, come on! Can't you see, I'm trying here? But every time I think I've got a grip on this mountain, she just shifts under my feet!
You know you can just admit you don’t know something instead of trudging through the struggle of not knowing.
I'd rather suffer in silence than admit my shortcomings. Besides, how hard can it be to make love, right? It's not like we're trying to solve world hunger here.